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broken city karaoke

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About Me

The best way to spend sunday night in this prairie village, we offer lots of booze-fuelled mayhem. we encourage swearing into the mic, showing off body hair, and general debauchery.

My Interests

Singing like a lovely songbird... like a Raven, or a Magpie. Beautiful relaxing voices-Beau Falling down, rubbing my body with various foodstuffs-Martin
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I'd like to meet:

smiths fans, morrissey fans, people who look like morrissey, cute vegetarians, jean claude van damme, aguaman, jon bon jovi (see below)
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Music:

we have a better selection than alot of other places, I guess if you're so interested you'll have to come down and see for yourself you friggin' snoop-Beau Actually, our list is kinda small because I'm so bloody lazy to actually burn new songs-Martin

Movies:

'Duets' with huey lewis, and that one scene in 'Lost in Translation' where bill murray is singing that elvis costello tune. But that movies only half good. a sensible editor would have gotten rid of some dead weight in my opinion.

Television:

there's one in the corner now so that you can watch the flames lose consistently. The only bar in town where both hosts hate the f'in Flames.

Books:

will be handed out accompanied with till paper (for writing on) and little golf pencils. Please feel free to keep the pencil! We have 1 thousand of the goddamn things...

Heroes:

that one dude that came and sang crazy train that one night, he was pretty sweet. I bet he was a liason to earth from the upper echelons of kareoke gods and he was told to see that our Kareoke night was good. His performance of Crazy Train was his way of bestowing the highest blessing upon us. Update! it turns out that the dude in question was actually none other than DON WILLIAMS!!!..

My Blog

RIP Kilgore Trout....

So Kurt Vonnegut died today.... God bless you Father Kurt.  Even though you wrote the same book twenty times over, it was one hell of a book and for this, I admire you. Rest in peace...In a perfe...
Posted by broken city karaoke on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:01:00 PST

3 things to ponder

Why is it that: 1:Everytime you meet an English guy, he has the exact same accent as that whiny little prick from The Streets?  It makes you wanna puch him in the face, shove mushy peas and haddo...
Posted by broken city karaoke on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST

Something to think about...

When I screw in a lightbulb, I always turn the light off before doing so.  There is something scary about screwing in a new light-bulb and having it light up instatantly.  I have this p...
Posted by broken city karaoke on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:57:00 PST

A christmas greeting and year in review....

Okay kids, so another year of karaoke in the books.  Kind of a good year...no, kind of a great year!  The publicity and support...wow!  I'm blushing...but anyway...here is my top 5 Kara...
Posted by broken city karaoke on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:39:00 PST

Bye!!

I'm off to Vancouver for a very short time. Always remember: No matter how may bridges you burn, always leave one standing that you can jump from when you are no longer able to make your way home...
Posted by broken city karaoke on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:17:00 PST

Stuff...

After careful consideration, i have decided the two best living role models in our lives are morgan freeman and bill kurtis (american justice on a&e) these two men, these two prophets, are the pen...
Posted by broken city karaoke on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:35:00 PST

This will have a cool title when i think of one. Chapter 1.

With a mouth full of disinfectant and a new haircut, Billy walked into the bar he lived over. The room reeked like a stack of old newspapers stuffed with savage headlines, and the spilled blood a...
Posted by broken city karaoke on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:37:00 PST

Sledding with the Dead

It happens, as it always happens, with a phone call.  It is 10:30 on a Saturday and I'm half drunk&well, actually fully drunk; I try to avoid fractions whenever possible.  Becks is on the ph...
Posted by broken city karaoke on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:21:00 PST

Love, longing and loss

So, sometimes stuff happens and you're not prepared.  Sometimes stuff happens and you think you're prepared, but then suddenly, months down the road he/she walks into a bar on a snowy night and t...
Posted by broken city karaoke on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:43:00 PST

Another autobiographical moment...pt.1

okay, drunk again, with the ghouls dancing outside the office door. perhaps, in the spirit of the season, a funny martin story. something light-hearted before the demons hold sway in three days time.....
Posted by broken city karaoke on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST