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About Me

Hello, my name is Luisa (don't wear it out)

I'm an anti-social attention whore.
I detest people with private profiles
I am not very good at this sort of thing (talking about myself). And I don't like people who are good at this sort of thing (talking about themselves). I'd rather talk about guns..
I don't like it when my cell phone rings but I hate it when nobody calls (lie)
Most people do not get my weird, lame, sense of humor. Weird things make me laugh.
I'm pretty sure everyone thinks I'm paranoid...
I am addicted to the popular soft drink, Dr. Pepper. My taste buds enjoy it very much. My dream is to marry a plastic surgeon with the last name, Pepper.
I think I was born a crack baby
The queen of mood swings but cocaine laced marajuana sticks take care of that.

My Interests

• Music
• Guys with veiny hands & arms
• Chiquita banana stickers
• Duct Tape
• Inside Jokes
• New Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
• and THESE

Eat This

I'd like to meet:

• Shavo Odadjian
• Manu Ginobili ♥
• Andy Pettitte ♥
• Paul Konerko's left thigh

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Music:

+ System of a Down
+ No Doubt
+ Red Hot Chili Peppers
....Too many to list - i basically love music that makes you want to punch a plate glass window.

Movies:

I ♥ Christian Bale
• Documentaries
• Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
• anything a suburban mom of 3 wouldn't watch (mostly hard-core pornographic films)

Television:

If Most Evil raped Arrested Development and made Autopsy watch while Curb your Enthusiasm taped it and made Six Feet Under join in and later that evening had Dexter reenact the whole thing with Roseanne - I would quit work to stay home and watch that shit!

Books:

of matches are fun to play with.

Heroes:

Dr. Pepper
Dr. Michael Baden
David Fisher
Desperate Scoddy

Luisa Turtle is lame.

Status: I'm still lame
Here for:
Body Type: Obese Whale
Ethnicity: Brown
Religion: Apatheist
Sign: CÃ¡ncer
Children: Seahorses have it made.

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FAQs

Frequently Asked QuestionsIf I don't know you and you are trying to contact me, READ THIS. It will make both our lives a little easier. Q: Will you help me with my profile?A: Maybe baby. But if I don'...
Posted by Luisa Turtle on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:19:00 PST

MySpace for Dummies?

Everybody has a myspace! Prostitutes, musicians, cops, actors and even Jeffrey Dahmer!! Gang members have gotten hooked as well. Yes, its true. They even "tag" each others profiles by posting insultin...
Posted by Luisa Turtle on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:59:00 PST

Privacy on the Internet - The King of Oxymorons!

One thing that bugs me is that people want privacy on the internet. I mean, come on.....if you really want privacy the last place you should be is on the internet! This is the World Wide Web ...
Posted by Luisa Turtle on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:07:00 PST