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K.S. The Bird Man

What you don't know may kill you, and you probably don't know me. Do the math.

About Me


You Are 90% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
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Name: Keith
Birthday: 9/11 (oooooooooh) 80
Birthplace: Lynn Lynn, the city of sin
Current Location: Peabody (for now...)
Eye Color: Greenish
Hair Color: Hair?
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: South paw
Your Heritage: Irish, polish, russian.
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: A pretty smile on a pretty girl
Your Fears: WATER!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Going back to school come winter
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Not again..."
Your Best Physical Feature: They all suck equally
Your Bedtime: When I'm sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: Working with the cast of Complete works
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Well if I had to pick....BK's
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't like tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee is no good either
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Every damn day
Do you Sing: Like nails on a chalk board
Do you Shower Daily: Oh yes
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Absolutely
Do you want to get Married: Not so much now.
Do you belive in yourself: hell yeah you have to
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah a little
Do you think you are Attractive: Not especially
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: I guess so
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Not anymore
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Actually, no
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah, 2 cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes indeedy
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yep
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Sure. I'm been whupped, and done my share of whupping
Ever Shoplifted: Haven't we all?
How do you want to Die: In my sixties with the pope at my side on a raging bender in a cherry convertible (hey, I can dream, right?)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dunno
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: roughly my height, I suppose, give or take.
Weight: Don't care really, just within reason
Best Clothing Style: Eh?
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4... I think
Number of CDs I own: Too damn many
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 8
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot
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My Interests

You have a 66% chance of going postal!

Ooo, over a 50% chance. That's a bad sign, dude. Better get a hobby. Not hunting. May I suggest needlepoint?

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I'd like to meet:

People who are actually robots. Which Cenobite are you? (includes pictures)
You're the Chatterer. As Pinhead's second in command, you enjoy the tiny smidgen of power he indulges you with (like letting you get a make-over in HR2). But what you enjoy most is wandering the corridors of hell, looking for someone to 'play' with. And of course, if you can't find anyone, you never feel too alone. There's always the chattering of your teeth to keep you company.
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Music:

The list is so long, you'd be reading it for a week. My 2 all time favorites are Black Flag and the Dropkick murphy's.Puppy Two

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Movies:


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Television:

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Books:

City Infernal, Ghouls, and Infernal Angel kinda stick out in my mind.

Heroes:

Lewis Black, and Dave Attell. Living proof that one can be angry or weird and make a truckload of money by exploiting it. ~*~ Final Fantasy 8 Personality Test ~*~
You're Squall! Introverted, Brave, and Misunderstood. You're one of the most complex people ever and have very real and understandable reactions. You perfer to be alone most of the time, unless with that special someone. Just be yourself and forget what anyone else thinks. Open up a little, what harm could it do?
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My Blog

Been pretty depressed lately

I just wanted to kinda rant for a few seconds cause I HAVE been feeling kinda down lately. I dunno what it is or why I'm feeling like this, but it's probably cause of work. Everything's been going so ...
Posted by K.S. The Bird Man on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:58:00 PST

6 signs you're falling in love

6 signs you're falling 4 someone 1- as soon as you get online-whos name do you look at first2 - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling3 - when a love song comes on the radio-whos fa...
Posted by K.S. The Bird Man on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:27:00 PST

M+M'S

You and I should get away for awhileI just want to be alone with your smilebuy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my carwe'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to MadagascarBecause when I'm wit...
Posted by K.S. The Bird Man on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:31:00 PST

A weird way to feel

So today at about 6:00 in the morning I asked Jennie to be my girlfriend and she actually accepted (I know, I was shocked, too). Now here's the rub: as freakin' ecstatic as I am, I'm also fucking...
Posted by K.S. The Bird Man on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:12:00 PST

I wish you were here

(Woo!)I dig my toes into the sandthe ocean looks like a thousand diamondsstrewn across a blue blanketI lean against the windpretend that I am weightlessand in this moment I am happy, happyI wish you w...
Posted by K.S. The Bird Man on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:09:00 PST

A thought I just had

I just saw that Snickers commercial with that guy who's strumming the guitar and singing while the other guy is eating and swaying along with the music. Ya know... if some weirdo with a guitar decided...
Posted by K.S. The Bird Man on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:59:00 PST

A little Coheed and Cambria to finish out the day.

"Always And Never"If beauty sits the child's kissOf laughter I amendCan you catch her if she runs?With this I would share with youAll of this count to no endBehind your sealed eyes you missAll that I'...
Posted by K.S. The Bird Man on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:36:00 PST

Now hear this! I'm gonna need some support, here.

Your attention, please! As of February 22nd, 2007 I am going to quit smoking. My cousin sent me an e-mail a while back about how he needs to quit because his last dentist appointment found him with so...
Posted by K.S. The Bird Man on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST

Show dates for Moliere. Come see me!!

The Theatre Company of Saugus proudly presents  The Forced Marriage The Imaginary  Cuckold     From Moliere With Love!   Directed by Stephen Russo The firs...
Posted by K.S. The Bird Man on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

How I've been feeling the past week or so

Crossfade "Everything's wrong" it hurts to be alone in the cell i call my home.but it heals me in my mind without you by my side.i feel so down and out and you never knew that about me.when you fought...
Posted by K.S. The Bird Man on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:25:00 PST