That's MISTER Cow To You Jerks

About Me

I'm a cow. I enjoy grazing, sleeping, having 4 stomachs, making milk, being grilled or ground into tasty tasty food products, standing around and doing nothing, being smelly, chewing,

My Interests

Cow things, hanging around the farm, drag racing being lazy, NOT getting tipped over (assholes...), chillin' near the fence, chillin' away from the fence, Yoga, sleeping

I'd like to meet:

any and everybody! I'm a friendly cow so, if you don't mind the smell, lets be friends! (Plus I'm tasty!)

My Blog

We'll Never Forget You, Cow!

The lovable cow we all know and love disappeared several months ago. Parts of his remians have been found in grocery stores and bellies all across the country. Investigators are baffled as to who is...
Posted by That's MISTER Cow To You Jerks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST