Roger - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have a large collection of fingernail clippings. I'm thinking of buying a burka to wear around the neighborhood. I have a tattoo of Herbert Hoover on my right butt cheek. I drink large amounts of carrot juice. I think it will improve my vision. I really enjoy practicing handstands. and cartwheels.

My Interests

I have very few interests.

I'd like to meet:

Peter, Paul, and Mary.

Music:

Smooth Jazz all the time. Bop Bop Bee Bop.

Movies:

I only watch film strips. The last one I watched was on the hazards of DDT.

Television:

I don't own a Television. If anyone has one for free, gimme gimme.

Books:

My mom tells me not to read. She says it will stunt my growth.

Heroes:

The kid next door that cuts my grass. I beat him if he doesn't.