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David "The Big Sexy" nolan

All my dreams are lying next to you

About Me


The general rule on women seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"
While most people ask themselves "WWJD" (What Would Jesus Do), I've decided to turn to the more appropriate "WTGML," which is an acronym for "Will This Get Me Laid."
When I finally have kids, I'm going to constantly tell them "i fucked your mom".
Respect the Nu-Metal Biotch!!
Which 1990's Subculture Do You Belong To?
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wow.. and I answered honestly :/
How evil are you?
Which Tim Burton character are you?
Batman
It doesn't get much cooler than that.

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My Interests

I LOVE MY FRIENDS. I have some awesome friends whom I hump,err I mean love. I like plenty of activities from just hanging out, hanging out AND listening to music, going to local shows (I support a lot of bands in which my friends play and I have made some GREAT friends from the shows/bands) going to any other kind of concert, playing at wal-mart, guitar center or wherever, long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners, j/k though I am kind of a hopeless romantic. and of course the occasional PC/Console game, I will pwn you at halo, not so much at halo 2 :P

I'd like to meet:

People who are FUN!!!!! gals, guys whatever, I don't care. People who are random! People who are nice! who are honest! but mostly.. you!

people with some kind of depth to thier personality are sweet too.. .
and as far as love goes... well I want a girl who is sweet, caring and fun, honesty is really important to me. oh yah, and no sluts please :) thank youuuuu

I WANT TO BE A PIRATE, BUT LETS BE POLITICALLY CORRECT ABOUT IT PLEASE.
and whomever buys this for me first wins a special prize!

Music:

I like heavy music mostly, but I enjoy music with meaning and passion most. I enjoy Korn, Deftones,
Killswitch engage


Slipknot, Orgy, sevendust, RA, Bad religion,
Behemoth

The blank theory, Blink 182, Blood has been shed, The bloodhound gang, Breaking Benjamin, 3rd strike,
Arch enemy

Amon Amarth

Avenged sevenfold, As I lay dying, Celldweller, Cold, The cranberries,
Evergrey!!!

Coal Chamber
Chimaira

Coheed and cambria, Demon Hunter,
Devil Driver

Disturbed
, Dope, Ear shot,
Element eighty

Fear factory


Forty foot echo, Funeral for a friend, Kidney thieves, Hatebreed, HIM, hed PE, Ill nino
In flames

Injected,
Lacuna Coil

Lifehouse, Live,
Lamb of god


Locust Grove, Jezus rides a rik'sha, Machine head, Marilyn manson, Mindless self indulgence, Doubledrive,
Mors principium est

Mudvayne, Mushroomhead
Nevermore

Nonpoint, Pantera, Revis, Saliva, Separation of self, Shadows Fall, Shinedown, Socialburn, Soil, Soilwork, Soulfly, Soundgarden, Spineshank, Staind, tantric, Dredg, Smile empty soul
Otep

Socialburn, Soil, Spineshank, Static-x, Still remains, Stutterfly, Blindside, Taproot, Trapt
Unearth

Unloco, Zwan,
36 crazyfists

Dedlock
Kittie *cums*

Click here to add Separation Of Self as a friend!

Click here to add Drown Out The Stars as a friend!

AND MILLI VANILLI!!!! :P haha ummm I also like techno (rob dougan rawks), lots actually, so if you know of some good techno lemme know! I also like R&B, like K-ci and jojo, and I like rap, it makes me laugh :) (I'm serious, its cool, but makes me laugh a lot) Case in point, this funny fucker:

Movies:

Memento, The matrix, Army of darkness, Napoleon dynamite, Falling down, Howard the duck. I enjoy horror movies, those with substance and otherwise. and various other movies.

Television:

The tele rots the mind. But I still find time now and again for some history channel time. My shows:
Stargate SG-1

The family guy!!

Frisky dingo

The venture bros.
Aqua teen hunger force
And Spongebob Squarepants!

and just for fun :P

Books:

Enders game (and the series which I am still working on), I enjoy fiction, Fantasy and the such, I don't really squeeze reading into my activities though. .

Heroes:

My biggest hero:

I love and miss you Jer.
Bruce Campbell, Mr T, Various musical artists capture my Favor through art.

I'm not really much on heroes...but here are some!
Bruce Campbell

Ace ventura, not Jim carrey :P

Jessie leach (formerly of Killswitch engage)

current Killswitch engage

Chino moreno

RA

My Blog

What's Your Love Type?

I'd say this is pretty accurate! post your results! Your #1 Love Type: INFJThe Protector In love, you strive to have the perfect relationship. For you, sex is nearly a spiritual experience, a bondi...
Posted by David "The Big Sexy" nolan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Extreme need to not work.. setting.. in....

50 "Random" things that really aren't so random. 50 Random things about Me 1. Your name spelled backwards-- Divad 2. Where were your parents born? my dad in kansas, and I *think* my mom fro...
Posted by David "The Big Sexy" nolan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

all aboot me (I know you won't read it!) mwuahahaha

[ x ] About You! :] [ x ] [ x ] Name:: David [ x ] Age:: 21 [ x ] Date Of Birth:: 1/06/1984 [ x ] Zodiac Sign:: Capricorn [ x ] Hair Colour:: blackish brown [ x ] Eye Colour:: Brown [ x ] Hei...
Posted by David "The Big Sexy" nolan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm sorry

I painted a picture of you Your soul was red & your mind was blue Then destiny laid a light on my creation This dream I had made a slave of my passion Reality was always too far away And we wer...
Posted by David "The Big Sexy" nolan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So this is a great story of struggle and triumph

ok, so I went to the bathroom and there was this fly in the toilet, so I thought "YAY! target practice!". So I start peeing and trying to hit him but he runs up the inside of the bowl!, I tried to get...
Posted by David "The Big Sexy" nolan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST