Hi. I'm Alex Hinerman. Born and Raised in Utah. I've been playing Bass for seven years.
I DO NOT KEEP FRIENDS THAT JUST SIT ON MY FRIENDS LIST. TALK TO ME OR GET DELETED!
Sometimes I like to act like the snow globe is a small town and I am smashing it with my penis.
I am hopelessly romantic and in no way realistic. I want to find a lady that I can dance with in an empty church parking lot, and she would be like, "OOO, Alex, you're so romantic!"
I pretend I am a hard-ass douche, but in real life I am a sweetie pie (as I am told. I don't believe it for a second.).
Music wise, I listen to anything smart. Dream Theater, BucketHead, Freak Kitchen, Arsis, just to name a few. I've been in a few bands, most notably Ancient Wings Unfold and Beyond This Flesh.
All of my grade school education came on one road (5600 West).
I can't ride a bike, and car washes used to scare me to death.
I do not wear panties. I have never worn panties. But if called upon, Panties I will wear. Big white house panties or small delicate European briefs. Whatever Panties that are to be said for me to strap up on. I will strap 'em on, I love panties
I write a lot of music, but I never expect it to be played. I'm always willing to share it, though. So if you must, feel free to ask to hear it.
I don't smoke or do drugs. I will have the occasional drink, but nothing obsessive. I've been down that road, and it SUCKS.
I do not label myself as anything except loser.
I hold grudges for a very long time, so don't get on that list.
I don't go to parties, mainly because I am not invited. If you are having a party and are reading this, INVITE ME.
I spend a lot of nights playing guitar or watching some movies. I have insomnia, I cannot sleep until my body shuts down. Which sucks so much, I cannot begin to express.
I am not a very "religious" person. I think their cannot be a super being watching every movement of every person, but I do believe in Guardian Angels. An idea that there is no direct contact with a "God", but you are surrounded by one of his helpers. They are like Elfs to Santa. I like to think I have one. I think if there is a supreme higher power with no elfs, he holds it out for the non-believers. Like me.
On the verge of sounding emo, as soon as something gets rolling in my life, got shoots me down.
I am online all the time, so drop me a line. I use yahoo messanger, as well as MSN and sometimes AIM. Below, are my addresses:
Yahoo = cacophony_alex
MSN = [email protected]
AIM/iChat (if you use a Mac) = acultofone
