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Alan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm hungry.

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My Interests

Sex, music, napping, fishing, dividing by zero, speaking Braille.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a sandwhich.

Music:

(d) All of the above.

Movies:

I don't watch movies.

Television:

I don't watch much TV. Except Bears/Cubs games, The History Channel, Family Guy, ATHF, The Daily Show, and Scrubs. I DVR to avoid commercials. Commercials suck.

Books:

Hemmingway, Fitzgerald, Vonnegut, Tim Dorsey, Clive Cussler, and every book you've ever read, and then some...

Heroes:

Chuck Norris.