Officer Rodney Farva - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Farva here! I'm a former Vermont State Trooper and I'm alllllll highway! Sometimes I pretend I'm Rambo and if I was rich I'd buy the Cleveland Cavaliers. Right now I'm dispatch for the Spurbury Police Department, but don't worry I will be back on the road again soon! I have a hard on for fellow officer Ursula and she knows it too. Well, I better get back to work, O'Hagan's on my ass. See you later chicken fuckers!

My Interests

foul ups, cheeseburgers, porn, miller lite, powdered sugar, coffee breaks, high speed pursuits, busting criminals, and hazing the rookies.

I'd like to meet:

That burger punk who pissed me off, when I see that fucker I'm gonna show him why Farva's number one! I would also like to meet my true love, I know it's Ursula but fuck it; I wanna meet those no good assholes from that school bus too.

Music:

John Fucking Denver

Movies:

Johnny Chimpo, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Die Hard, Terminator, and anything else that is kick ass

Television:

GI Joe, Sonic the Hedgehog, Power Rangers, X-Men, Batman, Spiderman, 24, WWE RAW IS WAR, WWE SMACKDOWN, and any other crazy shit

Books:

who the fuck reads? farva doesn't

Heroes:

Captain O'Hagan, Reggie Jackson, George Bush, Ronald Reagan, Bob Dole, JFK, and Stone Cold Steve Austin