Band shiznizzle -Veritas (Mo fo) ,Acting, eating twizzlers till I explode, pretending I know what u r thinking, cock blocking, jumping jacks, underwater basketweaving, jump kicks, Boobs are cool too!
AC Slater, Tyler Durden, Jet Li, Gumby,The Last Unicorn, Baloo the Bear, ebaum, Bill Clinton, Jessica Rabbit, Knight Riders car (KIT), Bon Jovi's hair
Muse, Lost Prophets, My Chemical Romance, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Queens of the Stoneage, The Mars Volta, Codeseven, Underoath, The Killers, He Is Legend, Recieving End of Sirens, Saosin, Bloc Party, Circa Survive, The Gorillaz, Placebo, Ash, (early) Incubus, Pink Martini, Linkin Park (can't deny it) The Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins, Motion City Soundtrack, Tegan and Sara (my dirty little fettish,) The Darkness, Ayumi Hamasaki, Yutada Hikaru, (basically jpop) Fallout Boy, 30 Seconds to Mars, Woven, Green Day, The Faint, Avenged Sevenfold, Beloved, Reggie and the Full Effect,Radiohead, Finch and of course these amateurs VERITAS!
Hackers, Sin City, Storm Riders, Crouching Tiger, Hero, Twin Dragons, A New Police Story, Gen Ex Cops, 28days later, Animatrix, Back to the Future, Batman Begins, American History X, Beserk, LOTR, All Miyizaki anime, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Leon, The Crow, The Duel, Incredibles, Escaflowne, Evangelion, Fight Club, 5th Element, Ghost in the Shell, Velvet Goldmine, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Kararte Kid, Indiana Jones, Lock Stock, Snatch, Ninja Scroll, Requiem for a dream, Shaolin Soccer, Star Wars, Spiderman, Vampire Hunter D, Unleashed, Trainspotting, Zoolander, Basically Any martial arts film, Braveheart (right amount of boobs and violence) Matrix, Short Circuit, Battlestar Galactica, Riddick, Army of Darkness, Top Gun, Rocky Horror, Rocky, Brotherhood of the Wolf, King Kong
All things involving martial arts, anime & rawk grrrr
The ewoks
Afterburner
MacGyver
Harold Butler, founder of Denny's (that's right kids, who the hell is Denny then?) This isn't Harold, just my boy Kurt, I found on the web with the loving power of google.
25 facts about Chuck Norris
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
3. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
6. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
7. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
8. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
9. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
10. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
11. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
12. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
13. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
14. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
15. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
16. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
17. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
18. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
19. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
20. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
21. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris-more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
22. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
23. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
24. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
25. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull