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Eddie Abadi

you're in a forest . . . with Heather Locklear . . . and you're very warm.

About Me

I'm hot 'cause I'm fly, you ain't 'cause you phat.
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My Interests

Playing music, listening to music, hiking, doing those last 3 things in Oregon, Pants (I love pants), sushi (I hate sushi), biking to and from work, kinda like the guy in that virgin movie, except without the movie, I mean, without the virgin. Overly-priced brand-name objects, under-priced generic objects, stuff in general, throwing pottery, being a teacher, not being a teacher, jazz (I hate jazz), and of course, pants (I love jazz).

I'd like to meet:

Paul Jackson, Paul Jackson Jr., Ray Parker Jr., Junior Wells, Junior Mafia (all of them), Orson Welles, Michael Jackson, wait, no. Scratch that. Steven Spielberg, wait, no. Not him either. Dammit. Peter Jackson . . . this is all my fault. It's over. No really, I want to meet Golda Meir, I mean George Thurgood. Ugh.PS: I really just want to meet Frank Zappa, except that he's dead now. He's wrong about just one thing in that video. Music can be pornography. Just ask Mr. John Mayer Bubblegum-lips over there.

Music:

Stevie Wonder, The Beatles, Frank Zappa, Frank Sinatra, Aretha Franklin, Steely Dan (No Solo Fagen), Donny Hathaway, Rush, 'Floyd, George Benson, Wayne Shorter, Jaco, Herbie, Marvin Gaye, Prince, Joni Mitchell, Tribe, Dire Straits, Luther Vandross, Wes Montgomery (I hate jazz), Stevie Nicks (I hate jazz). Oh yeah, and El DeBarge.

Movies:

Basically, anything by Peter Jackson. Lord of the Rings, King Kong, You've Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally, is there anything else? Coming soon: Peterjacksonisatool.com Wait for it. . .

Television:

'Lost' is the best and worst thing that's ever happened to me. Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Chapelle, Six Feet Under. Yes, yes, I know Aqua Teen, Adult Swim's fine, I just can't stay that stoned for that long.

Books:

Tom Robbins is great. I'm also realizing that lots of the crap they made us read in high school isn't really all that crappy. I was proabably just pissed off because I couldn't have sex 145 times a day instead of reading The Great Gatsby and Ceremony.

Heroes:

http://www.labradorice.com/fatmouse/

My Blog

This year

This year, the president of the United States of America made about 25 times what I did in gross income.  (This is, what he declared to the IRS).  Under current mainstream economic theory, t...
Posted by Eddie Abadi on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:10:00 PST

John Mayer broke my pretty face.

So a couple days ago, I tried to make my myspace name "John Mayer".  The plan was to have the caption next to it read: "Your body is a wonderland??  How do I get away with these things, real...
Posted by Eddie Abadi on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

There is a smell . . .

There's this smell that exists under (or around) the Burnside Bridge on the East side.  Specifically when I'm walking up the stairs from that East Bank walkway, or whatever it is, up to the bridg...
Posted by Eddie Abadi on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST