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steve

I'm a dancing shellback! wanna battle?

About Me

Hi, I’m just your average Russian tortoise. I love kickin it out in the sun in my keepers garden & eating lettuce. Oh and I love MUSIC. It comes from your soul you know. I know secrets.

My Interests

Sunbathing, lettuce, beats, dancing, russian tortoise babes.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who won't try to eat me. Especially lady Russian tortoises. And anyone into beats & dancing. (yes russian tortoises dance! don't hate me if i'm better than your b boy buddies!)

Music:

Deep House, Downtempo, Underground Hip-Hop, Afro-beat, Funk & Soul.