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Stephanie Kuehnert

Altars. Saviors. Rock 'n roll.

About Me

My first novel will be published by MTV Books in JUNE 2008. Right now it's called I WANNA BE YOUR JOEY RAMONE but that might changE. Regardless, here is what people are already saying about it:
“A wonderfully written and evocative story of a mother and daughter, parted by circumstance and joined by music. I heartily recommend it.”
- Irvine Welsh, author of Trainspotting, Ecstasy, The Bedroom Secrets of Master Chefs, and other fine literature.
“Stephanie Kuehnert has written a sucker-punch of a novel, raw and surprising and visceral, and like the best novelists who write about music, she’ll convince you that a soul can indeed by saved by rock and roll."
- John McNally, author of Troublemakers, The Book of Ralph, America’s Report Card, and editor of numerous anthologies
It is book about mothers and daughters and about punk rock. Emily Black learned to play guitar even before she learned to tied her shoes. After all, music is a huge part of her life. Just months after Emily is born, her mother Louisa leaves Emily with her father Michael unable to cope with having a child. Michael tells Emily that Louisa went to follow the rise of the punk scene around the country. Emily grows up listening to Louisa's old records and practicing like crazy. She's determined to be a musician who can rock better/faster/harder than the best of them. Because if she is the music, then Louisa will come find her. She'll be drawn to Emily. Right?
Check out my writing website at: stephaniekuehnert.com

My Interests

Writing (first novel out June 2008, MTV Books!). Reading. Worshiping at the altar of rock n roll. Tasty vegan treats. Drinking, especially at the Beacon Pub. Bad decisions and the stories they create. Car rides. Sidney, the punkest cat ever, and Kaspar and Lars, his partners in crime. My boyfriend's company (awww). My friends' company. Lack of sleep (we have a love/hate thing). My house. The Midwest. Chicago, Wisconsin. The West Coast. Traveling (especially to Seattle and LA, and I'd love for someone to pay for me to go to Europe. Please?). Chicago White Sox baseball. Pirates. Playing my geetar (badly)..contactTab

I'd like to meet:

People who love books. People who love punk rock. Girls who dream of being rock stars. Hell, anyone who secretly wishes they were a rock star. Midwesterners. Run aways. Pirates. People who love road trips. People who are just looking for a good story.

Music:

Nirvana, Hole, Rancid, Against Me!, Social Distortion, Screaming Trees (and Mark Lanegan's solo stuff), The Distillers, The Cure, Dinosaur Jr, The Gits, White Stripes, Joy Division, REM, Pixies, Babes in Toyland, Propagandhi, Johnny Cash, Leadbelly, Material Issue, Katastrophy Wife, Robert Johnson, The Capricorns, Office, The Wipers, Tiger Army, Alkaline Trio, Sex Pistols, Bowie, The Muffs, P!nk, The Vaselines, Bad Religion, Bauhaus, Rush, Sleater Kinney, PJ Harvey, Mudhoney, Rise Against, Eyes Adrift, Everclear, Alice in Chains, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Rites of Spring, Sonic Youth, Tori Amos, Foo Fighters, NOFX, The Clash, Sunny Day Real Estate, L7, Huggy Bear, The Start, Morphine, Garbage, Green Day, Huggy Bear, Smashing Pumpkins, Auf der Maur, My Bloody Valentine, 7 Year Bitch, The Afghan Whigs, Death Cab for Cutie, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Beatles, Concrete Blonde, Soul Asylum, The Replacements, The Dead Milkmen, Faith No More, Echo and the Bunnymen, Heavens to Betsy, The Stooges, Jane's Addiction, The Lemonheads, Loretta Lynn, New Order, Mazzy Star, Patti Smith, Queens of the Stone Age, Scratch Acid, Tilt, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Weakerthans, Katie and Stephanie's Summer driving mixes, Eryn's Seattle driving mix, do you want me to keep going cause I can...

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean(all of them!), The People Vs Larry Flynt, The Breakfast Club, Almost Famous, City of Lost Children, Heathers, Beetlejuice, Delicatessan, Titus, The Lost Boys, Grease, Harry Potter, Sid and Nancy, PCU, Office Space, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Crow, Walk the Line, Winnie the Pooh, The Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Finding Neverland, Edward Scissorhands, basically anything with Johnny Depp, Gross Pointe Blank, Singles, Velvet Goldmine, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Clerks, Mystic River, Reality Bites, Blade Runner, Lord of the Rings, Rebel without a Cause, Amelie, 40 Year Old Virgin

Television:

Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High, My So-Called Life, Star Trek the Next Generation, Beverly Hills 90210, One Life to Live (though I miss the original Todd Manning), Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy. Yeah my TV watching habits are dorky, I am fully aware. No reality TV except Intervention and the tattoo shows. Oh and Rock of Love and The Two Coreys, but that's my bad eighties taste rearing its head. I also enjoy White Sox games and the Family Guy and am subjected to a lot of other TV via my boyfriend.

Books:

I became a writer because as a little kid I loved Laura Ingalls Wilder books and composed autobiographies in my head. I've also loved Greek Myths and Shakespeare since I was young and started writing like most teenage girls because I thought I was the next Sylvia Plath. I've been lucky enough to have Joe Meno, Irvine Welsh and John McNally as mentors, so I'd especially recommend anything by them. Though they are non-fiction guys, they write a mean biography: Sam Weller who wrote the Bradbury Chronicles has also been a huge mentor and Charles Cross, author of Heavier than Heaven and Room Full Of Mirrors, has been a great, motivating friend. And perhaps most importantly of all because she has been encouraging me since I was 16 is the amazing Hillary Carlip who wrote Queen of the Oddballs and runs freshyarn.com. Other influences are: Francesca Lia Block, Lisa Tucker, Louise Erdrich, John Steinbeck, especially Grapes of Wrath, Dorothy Allison, Kelly Parra, Patrick Suskind, Laura Wiess, Colleen Curran, Amanda Boyden, Louisa Luna, Henry Miller, Don De Grazia, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Wraeththu and Thin Air by Storm Constantine, Fitzgerald, War and Peace by Tolstoy (I've seriously read it, not trying to be pretentious), (and to counter that pretentiousness) I LOVE HARRY POTTER! I'll stop there cuz again this is a category that I could go on and on until eternity.

Heroes:

All the writers I mentioned in the book section. Kurt Cobain. Girls that play guitar and rock hard like Brody Dalle and Courtney Love. And above all others, my mom.

My Blog

Confessions of a "Real" Writer: Entry 7- Author Photo Results/Not Enough Time!

Sorry I've been behind on posting this, but it's been a very busy end to the summer. I've had visitors, weddings to attend, and I'm starting to learn that being a "real" writer is a full-time job and ...
Posted by Stephanie Kuehnert on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:42:00 PST

Confessions of a "Real Writer": Entry 6 The Waiting Game/Advance Money is fun

I spent three years writing and revising the book (this is approximate, can't find the date of my official decision to work on this as my sole project, but I know it was around the time I got my BA).I...
Posted by Stephanie Kuehnert on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:00:00 PST

Confessions of a "Real Writer": Entry 5 Glamor Shot Time!

Authors don't get to do magazine cover shots. I'll never see my face plastered all over the place like a rock star and since I wrote a novel about a rock star you can probably guess that is a little b...
Posted by Stephanie Kuehnert on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:22:00 PST

Confessions of a "Real Writer": Entry 4 Starting from Scratch

I think I forgot what it is like to start a new book. Like completely new. I haven't really done that in a long time. The second book wasn't really new. I'd written a version of it. I knew the charact...
Posted by Stephanie Kuehnert on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:40:00 PST

Confessions of a "Real" Writer: Entry #3 Independence Day

I just sent off my second novel manuscript to my agent. She accepts (prefers in fact) manuscripts by email so I was able to send it today, on Independence Day, which seems somehow appropriate. I've be...
Posted by Stephanie Kuehnert on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:03:00 PST

Confessions of a "Real" Writer: Entry #2 Every Rose Has Its Thorn

Every rose has its thorn, even the dream publishing deal. Now, mind you this blog entry is not a complaint at all. I'm still pinching myself, I feel so lucky. But I've started writing the confessions ...
Posted by Stephanie Kuehnert on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:54:00 PST

Confessions of a Real Writer: Entry # 1 Welcome to the Club

If you are a personal friend of mine, you probably know by now that I got a book deal for my first novel with MTV Books, a Young Adult division of Simon and Schuster. It will be out in October 2008. I...
Posted by Stephanie Kuehnert on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:48:00 PST

Stephanie and Eryn do Seattle and Portland: A photo-essay

I know the title is not as catchy as Debbie Does Dallas or whatever the porno is called, but it is exciting I promise you and there are strippers. Yeah, now I got your attention. So, I just returned ...
Posted by Stephanie Kuehnert on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:25:00 PST

Gun Culture

I just have to get something off my chest. I'm sure many people will disagree with me, but I really don't care. Gun culture sucks. There is nothing good about guns. I was raised to abhor guns. My...
Posted by Stephanie Kuehnert on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:50:00 PST

Dead birds and green thongs

Signs of spring. Thaw is kind of ugly. The hunks of dirty frozen gray in parking lots. Even though I wait for it with eager anticipation, when the snow melts I shudder at the dead stuff and garbage be...
Posted by Stephanie Kuehnert on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:26:00 PST