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Captain A-Bob

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About Me

Six foot tall, full-figured Lane Bryant model and part-time exorcist. I am also many other things, but you must ask if you want to know.

My Interests

I love guns, tattoos, good music, and other fun shit that could get myself and other individuals in trouble. Taco Cabana drive-thrus in reverse, the emergency room at UMC, etc.
You are an Atheist
When it comes to religion, you're a non-believer (simple as that).
You prefer to think about what's known and proven.
You don't need religion to solve life's problems.
Instead, you tend to work things out with logic and philosophy. What's Your Religious Philosophy?

I'd like to meet:

The Lost Tribes of Israel, General Tso, Colonel Sanders, and other military conquerors of poultry.

Music:

bad religion, NOFX, the pixies, screeching weasel, propagandhi, rancid, green day, rise against, the lawrence arms, dillinger four, the falcon, the loved ones, dead to me, none more black, against me!, love equals death, 88 fingers louie (rip), kid dynamite (rip), sick of it all, the dillinger escape plan, the vandals, the stooges, dead kennedys, social distortion, new york dolls, minor threat, suicidal tendencies, tenacious d, mc chris, atom and his package, new disaster, born to lose, elvis on speed, neutral milk hotel, anything from Fat Wreck Chords and a lot of stuff from Epitaph, the soudtrack from "The Producers"...tell me what else to put here.

Movies:

The Pick of Destiny, SLC Punk, Punk Attitude, Another State of Mind, The Motorcycle Diaries, Last of the Mohicans, The Professionals, The Big Lebowski, Tombstone, The Boondock Saints, Thank You for Smoking, and some others. I don't go to the movies much. Other peoples' annoying kids tend to piss me off.

Television:

The Simpsons and Squidbillies.

Books:

Coloring

Heroes:

Chalres Darwin, Alfred Wallace, Aleister Crowley Drama Chipmunk

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My Blog

Barack the vote 2008

Well I never thought I would say this , but I made a campaign contribution.  I pledged money to the campaign of Senator Barack Obama and I feel like it was money well spent.  I hope this goe...
Posted by Captain A-Bob on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:29:00 PST

The Media Hype Called Global Warming

Global warming...another beautiful money making scare tactic perpetuated by those industries who must keep making a killing at our expense.  Yes, I am saying it; global warming, as described by p...
Posted by Captain A-Bob on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:25:00 PST

Knee-jerk Reaction to School Shootings

In the wake of the recent and tragic violence that hit NIU, more and more individuals are speaking up for the need to be safe and secure in thier learning environment.  Safety from potential shoo...
Posted by Captain A-Bob on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:10:00 PST

A little lite reading...enjoy

Maize-Based Diets Among Mission-Era Indians in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Florida: Evidence for Iron-Deficiency Anemia, but Why Not Pellagra?..:names...
Posted by Captain A-Bob on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST

Why is there a bison in my living room?

This is week has been interesting...not a lot going on for the most part, but what the fuck do you call it when your roommate brings home a bison?  Literally, a fucking buffalo; not a fat chick! ...
Posted by Captain A-Bob on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:02:00 PST

kicking dead cows, FUCK THE SOUND

Yeah the subject really has nothing to do with this segment in online life of A-Bob.  I just really like this song a lot.... Well I finally broke down and did it.  After succesfully making i...
Posted by Captain A-Bob on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:15:00 PST

Evolution...

If no one out there checked out the evolution segment tonight on The Daily Show then you are doing yourself a serious injustice.  If you totally disagree with the theory of evolution then th...
Posted by Captain A-Bob on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:29:00 PST

another friday

So bitches...  It's another friday in Lubbock.  What to do???  I'll tell what to do...I just returned from the beer store with 3 cases of beer, roughly, and a fresh pack of smokes. ...
Posted by Captain A-Bob on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 04:54:00 PST