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Matty Matty Meat Patty

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About Me

I'm tired of changing the "about me" section. That pretty much sums me up.

My Interests

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You are 93% REAL Texan!! High five, you're a complete Texan. People from other states should tremble in your presence because they're simply not worthy. Let them bow before you and convey their undying adoration to you while they announce their true desire to be Texan.

How Texan Are You?

Texas; Archaeology; Women; Texas Archaeology; Texas Women; Shooting; Bar B Que; Camping; Fishing; Driving; Traveling; Washers; Lone Star Beer; Good Bourbon; Cheap Bourbon; Good Music; Mullets; New Places; Finding Bars in a Town; Not Being in a Town at all...

I'd like to meet:

Giggedy.

Music:

Just about anything displaying talent.

Movies:

Didn't My Little Pony have a movie?

Television:

After staying in motels for weeks at a time, I've learned that TV will make a person go insane. I try to stay away. Otherwise, COPS, Maximum Exposure, King of the Hill, Food Network, PBS

Books:

That book about Jesus...what's it called again? Books about Texas. Books about travel.

Heroes:

My friends and family save me from possible death and certain insanity every waking moment, and some sleeping moments.

My Blog

Nashvegas Bulltripe!

I know a number of you have held some incomprehensible, godforsaken appreciation for Tim McGraw over the past few years. I'll admit, I've always thought he was a funny guy, but his whole Nashvill...
Posted by Matty Matty Meat Patty on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:05:00 PST

Misadventure

As you all may know, my life is filled with adventures and misadventures. One day I'll be hiking some awe-inspiring landform, and the next I'll be bitching about how miserable it is to hike through ca...
Posted by Matty Matty Meat Patty on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:18:00 PST

And speakin of wolves...

A couple of days ago we had to go back to the northern area of that parcel and dig a few more shovel tests (where we had previously decided there weren't any wolves). We walked alo...
Posted by Matty Matty Meat Patty on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:48:00 PST

And speakin of dogs...

I'm on a survey outside Lufkin, Texas. It's beautiful country out here. We're surveying in the Angelina National Forest, and some previous surveyors reported a wolf pen in our survey area. That's not ...
Posted by Matty Matty Meat Patty on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:17:00 PST

More Coastal Climes?

In a previous piece ("OOOOOOO...," 29 Apr. 2008) I expressed my desire to cart my hard workin ass to "more coastal climes." Well, sure enough, it happened that way for work. Granted, Lumberton, Texas ...
Posted by Matty Matty Meat Patty on Fri, 16 May 2008 07:17:00 PST

sucklahoma addendum

Much appreciation for bringing that to light, Kerri! I forgot to mention in that blog that in order to buy real beer in sucklahoma, one must find the tiny liquor store on the non-baptist side of ...
Posted by Matty Matty Meat Patty on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:30:00 PST

OOOOOOO...

...Oklahoma, where the wind blows blah blah blah... So as it turns out, my long-lived opinion of oklahoma remains well founded. Oklahoma lacks...let's see...it lacks...well let's just say it lacks. It...
Posted by Matty Matty Meat Patty on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:53:00 PST

Classy

I recently went on the road for some much needed lone drivetime. I left Austin, went to my parents’ house near Lake Whitney; then went to Lubbock by way of Meridian, Hico, Dublin (of Dr. Pepper ...
Posted by Matty Matty Meat Patty on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:30:00 PST

Just a Blurb

The past few weeks have been a dramatically climactic time in my life. It’s been going pretty well; I’ve held down this pretty good job fairly consistently for the past year, and I feel th...
Posted by Matty Matty Meat Patty on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:08:00 PST

Dead Flowers

You know I could never be alone... But I am. Of course. I'm almost comfortable with this. A female friend called on me this evening with the inevitable text message: Where the fuck is m...
Posted by Matty Matty Meat Patty on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:02:00 PST