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The Narrator

Sarcasm and Michael are my middle names

About Me

Readin' stuff. Delivering babies. Guinness. Xbox360. Existentialism. Level 4 of Mario 3. Arrested Development. Apple cider. Transformers. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Japanese shock horror flicks. Late 19th century and early 20th century sci-fi novels. Ridiculous anime. writing better than you. Nintendo products in general. Angels. Seinfeld. High standards. Nintendo DS. Suprisingly enough, blue Powerade. Being banished from the kingdom. Being able to save money. Arriving on your chest. Camel Lights and applejuice. Feeling accomplished after successfully "surviving" a horror movie. Bleu cheese and carmelized onions. The Victorian Age of literature. Top notch food. Sitting on top of parking garages. Sushi, curry, and asian foods altogether. A strong respect for the age of the Pony Express and the dawn of the Railroad system.Your mother. Air conditioning and cleanliness. Blockbuster films. My "crib." Short stories and novels. Challenging local knights to duel. Soccer hooligans. Being the devil.AIM = Puji3k3
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My Interests

Music:



Beastie Boys - Root Down

KMFDM - WWIII (World War III)

Oasis - Don't Believe The Truth

Interpol - Turn On the Bright Lights

Wolf Parade - Apologies to the Queen Mary

Madonna - Ray of Light

The Beatles - The Beatles (The White Album)

MySpace Music Lists at MySpace Toolbox !

Movies:

Look up and over there----

Books:

Yeah, I fuckin' read.

Heroes:

"One murder makes a villian, millions a hero." - Beilby Porteus

My Blog

FedX

If your package was lost in route and was never found, would you claim ownership to the undelivered item?
Posted by The Narrator on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:53:00 PST

Controversial Topic

If your mother had a miscarriage, would you consider the lost child to be your sibling?
Posted by The Narrator on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:32:00 PST

Class S’edule

For anyone who's interested, here is my school schedule for the upcoming semester. Fundementals of English Grammar: MW 2:00 - 3:15 Advanced Research and Criticism:  TTH 12:30 - 1:45 Symbolic Logi...
Posted by The Narrator on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:28:00 PST

[Untitled]

I've been crying to Aphrodite, Hoping for our infinite, Before Achilles I would lower my guard and kneel, In promise that we could heal,The missing of Horus made the gods' sight awry,Their seeking des...
Posted by The Narrator on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:28:00 PST

A span of time condensed to one eloquently prosed paragraph.

Sitting there, the nameless anti-hero felt, for it's contradictary and illogical to have the sensation of nothing, the equal pushing and pulling of all feelings at once. While adoration stru...
Posted by The Narrator on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:50:00 PST

Books Ive Read This Year...

Currently wittling away at:              The Complete Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales         &n...
Posted by The Narrator on Mon, 28 May 2007 05:06:00 PST

Still got my Thumbs

Had the luxury of [rope] burning all my fingertips at work today. I'm thinking that getting shot with a nail gun, shedding a fingernail, and now this, I was never meant to have hands. Luckily I s...
Posted by The Narrator on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:21:00 PST

They should feel welcome

Within less than a month, Manson, Slayer and Interpol will have the pleasure of seeing me as one of the hundreds of people watching them rock out live. Good for them...
Posted by The Narrator on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:15:00 PST

Cell Phone Broke

  Once again, the spirit of technological future has spited me and taken away my phone privelages. Went to go receive me a text message today, and as I opened my piece of shit phone, the screen f...
Posted by The Narrator on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:46:00 PST

Drunken armless midget

Display name: Billie Simpson search it
Posted by The Narrator on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:02:00 PST