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Jerry

By the way it says BALLS on your face.

About Me

Last year I was in Byron Bay Australia, and I'm really missing the beach and Carlton Draught, still. I 'm a fun guy to be around and always up for an adventure. I like to crack jokes and meet new people that aren't afraid of life.

My Interests

drum n bass, hardcore, punk, grindcore, art, skateboarding, photography, pro-audio, design, motion graphics, surfing, comic books, subversive activities, & comedy.

I'd like to meet:

Untitled Document Hardcore girls with emo glasses. girls that look like Betty Page. nymphomaniacs. anybody that doesn't wear white punk rock belts. nice smiles. multimedia connections.

Don't expect me to answer your polls, quizes, surverys and other demographic scams. I don't pass on chainletters and I don't play nice.

Please don't post ads, video clips or songs in my comments section, it will get deleted. Pretensious douche-bag hipster kids, please fuck off.
Message me before you try to add me. Spammers go die.

Music:

The Dwarves, Sweet JAP, Angry Samoans, Dayglo Abortions, The Nuns, The Leather Nuns, Source Direct, VKTMS, Black Flag, Systematic Death, Outo, Lipcream, Slayer, Twisted Individual, DJ Hype, Negative Approach, Rupture, Spazz, Scholastic Deth, Lighting Bolt, Bounty Killer, Sean Paul, A.C., The Zodiac Killers, The Baseball Furries, Charles Bronson, Los Crudos, Naked Raygun, Unsane, Ice Nine, Melt Bannana, Shellac, The Jesus Lizard, Elephant Man, Red Rat, The Spits, Servotron, Six Fingers Satellite, The Units, Devo, Peaches, DJ Hazard, Gauze, Total Science, Dom&Roland, Ed Rush & Optical, Hive, The Militia, Fierce, C4C, Cujo, Remarc, The Reds, The Makers, The Eat, The Victims, Razar, X (Australia), The Viletones, The 4-Skins, The Cockney Rejects, The Discocks, Discharge, The Mentally Ill, Confuse, Gai, The Swankys, S.O.B., Stakka & Skynet, Crossed Out, The Headcleaners, Bluttat, Fang, Anti-Nowhere League, The Misfits, The Necros, The Dead Kennedys, The Circle Jerks, The Adolescents, CRASS, Slaughter (Canada), The Neos, Hellmhammer, Celtic Frost, GG Allin & The Jabbers, The Mad, Disgorge, Death, Grave, Incantation, Cryrptopsy, Discordiance Axis, Tech Itch, Future Cut, Idora, Roach Motel, Deep Wound, Iron Cross, Acme, Cavity, Eyehategod, Death Side, Rattus, Men Without Hats, Guns N Roses, Reagan Youth, Angry Samoans, New Bomb Turks, The Lumberjacks of Death, The Meatmen, The Gizmos, Fear of God, The Rude Kids, Skrewdriver, The Business, The Tyrades, The Jellyroll Rockheads, Surf Nazis Must Die, Clorox Girls, Nazis From Mars, N.W.A., Run-DMC, Johnny Paycheck, John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Dick Dale, Link Wray, Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash, The Repos, Motley Crue, Terrorizer, Impetigo, Mortician, Cianide, Gorgoroth, Bestial Warlust, The Ramones, early Napalm Death, JFA, Faction, Murphy's Law, Motorhead, The Donnas, Venom, Kreator, Sodom, M.O.D., S.O.D., D.R.I., S.S.D, any other 80's abreviated hc , '77 KBD punk, early grindcore, '66 garage, dancehall,drum n bass and some Oi! I have fucking awesome taste in music.

Movies:

Grindhouse, 28 Weeks Later, Old Boy, Attack The Gas Station, City of God, Mean Girls, Airplane, Fletch, CaddyShack, Clockwork Orange, Apocalypse Now, Office Space, Animal House, Alien, House of 1,000 Corpses, Saw, The Jerk, Dead Alive, Zombie, The Wedding Crashers, Old School, Cannibal Holocaust, Bladerunner, Men Behind The Sun, Baise Moi, Man Bites Dog, Shaun of The Dead, I Stand Alone, Irreversible, City of Lost Children, Akira, Blood of The Last Vampire, Ghost In The Shell, Shaolin vs. Wu-Tang, Texas Chainsaw Massacre I&II, Gummo, Julien Donkey-Boy, Lords of Dogtown, Night of The Living Dead trilogy, Battle Royale, Master Killer (aka The 36 Chambers), Phantasm I & II, Dawn of The Dead (remake), Requim for a Dream, Happiness, Team America, Super Ninjas, Evil Dead trilogy, OG Star Wars trilogy, stupid teen movies like Clueless, most Shaolin/Shaw Brothers kung-fu movies and some avant-garde/documentary stuff.

Television:

The Wire, Lost, Rome, Entourage, The Simpsons, Neighbors (AUS), Cathouse, The Shield, Howard Stern, Tough Crowd, The Daily Show, The Sopranos, Carnivale, Dave Chapelle Show, That 70's Show, Deadwood, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Home Movies, and so on. basically alot of dumb crap.

Books:

Choke, Survivor, Post Office, Women, Glue, Drowned, Breakfast of Champions, Ask The Dusk, Catcher In The Rye, Baise Moi, Lobotomy, Please Kill Me, We Have The Neutron Bomb, The Lexicon Devil, Porno. Comics: Civil War, Planet Hulk, Fables, trying to get back into some Marvel and DC titles... where did all the good comic writers go?

Heroes:

Charles Bukowski, Pablo Picasso, Jackson Pollack, Andy Warhol, Basquit, Herbert Bayer, Pushead, Frank Miller, Dee Dee Ramone, Darby Crash, Egon Sheile, Alberto Giacometti, El Greco, Francis Bacon, David Carson, Banksy, Damien Hurst, Paul Rand, Rauschenburg, REVS, PsyOp, COST, Pat Baker, Shane Prinicpe, Lenny Bruce ... anybody brilliant in their field.

My Blog

We found our Dog!

We found our dog Storm!! She survived 3 days in this terrible snow/ temperatures outside. A lady just found her today in Pebble Creek without her collar and tags but saw our flyer in the McDonalds and...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:35:00 PST

LOST DOG: Female Tan Boxer/Pit Mix w/ White Markings REWARD

We lost our dog Storm on Dec. 8th during the blizzard. She is 55 lbs tan boxer/pit mix with white paws, white tip of her tail and a white stripe on her forhead. She's extremely friendly and does not b...
Posted by Jerry on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 03:50:00 PST

Napalm Death Vs. Obituary 9-12-05

Obituary wins. Hands down. Napalm is a faint impression of their past. No orginal members and barely any enthusiasm for their old school tunes. Scum went down nice as well as Lies, Suffer The Childre...
Posted by Jerry on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 12:51:00 PST

The Devils Rejects Review.

This movie tried to be too many things and really didn't work out too well. I liked the House of 1,000 Corpses, not because it was a great horror movie, but because it was a black comedy mixed with so...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Last Days in Byron

Had a great night out last night with our graduating crew. Went to Buddah Bar and saw this awesome french fire juggling chick. I was high off my ass so it was extra trippy. She started off with dancin...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hahahahaha Wipe Out

Argh. Totally smashed up my head on some waves yesterday. Basically it was classic textbook waves you shouldn't surf. The water was a bit shallow and the were dumping all at once, with a few occassion...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

E-Petitions malarky

stolen from snopes: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/internet.htm .. Signing and circulating online petitions is an effective way of remedying important issues. Status: False. Origi...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Revenge of The Sith

yeah pretty good. it was more relief and closure than anything else. the movie was pretty wicked, and def. blew away Phantom Menace and Attack of The Clones, and even Return of The Jedi (somewhat). Th...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ChunderCats!

omg. fucking hrrible morning. both me and my house mate rich took turns puking our guts out this morning. way too much to drink last night. dunno how many beers, but at least 2 or 3 swigs out of a vod...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Mothers Day....

to all u mutha's out there.
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST