Im not good at going on about myself, so I'll just let a random email i received from someone on here do the talking:
Subject: Hey "friend"
Body: You're disgusting..or at leat you portray yourself to be. Probably just some asshole in NY looking for attention anyway he can get it: "I have an idea..I'll just look for the most raunchy, disgusting thing to say (that I overheard someone at a party say once) and try that out..". Yeah, so how's it working out for ya? Anyone dying to get on their knees for ya yet?..didn't think so. Oh. Oh, and if this was just your sense of humor meant for all of your "friends" to catch..maybe they did and I happened upon it. At any rate I think you're lude and pathetic. Nice bat dick, too. Why don't you shove it in your ass?..