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Michael

everyone loves you when you're dead

About Me

Im not good at going on about myself, so I'll just let a random email i received from someone on here do the talking:

Subject: Hey "friend"
Body: You're disgusting..or at leat you portray yourself to be. Probably just some asshole in NY looking for attention anyway he can get it: "I have an idea..I'll just look for the most raunchy, disgusting thing to say (that I overheard someone at a party say once) and try that out..". Yeah, so how's it working out for ya? Anyone dying to get on their knees for ya yet?..didn't think so. Oh. Oh, and if this was just your sense of humor meant for all of your "friends" to catch..maybe they did and I happened upon it. At any rate I think you're lude and pathetic. Nice bat dick, too. Why don't you shove it in your ass?..

My Interests

Jumping out of perfectly good airplanes, beer and all things weird and strange?

I'd like to meet:

Lookin for someone that likes long walks on the beach, sushi. I like my women hairy as hell and with stretch marks. Gotta have strong legs, especially at the knees .. gonna be spending allot of time on the knees. I dont like dirty ass, gotta have clean ass. And oh yeah dont steal my stuff

Music:

Slowdive,Joy Division,Skinny Puppy,Placebo,TOOL,Misfts,Aerial Love Feed,The Faint, Das Ich, SPK,Mazzy Star,Sisters of Mercy, UK Subs, Cure

Movies:

Cemetery Man, Big Lewbowski, Legend, Grave of the Fireflies, Metropolis, Ricky-Oh, Requiem for a Dream, Jacobs Ladder, Dancer in the Dark

Television:

i dont watch TV

Books:

Bodyguard of Lies