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charlotte

... and Onions.

About Me


"the goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature." - joseph campbell

edit: who fucking stole my right rear hubcap? give it back :~(
update: apparently you stole the same one on my brother's car? what's your problem?


i am charlotte and i live, study (the word study is used very loosely here) and help fix pets in the unsatisfactory LA metro area.

My Interests



slapping folks, SKYDIVING, elephants, daydreaming, rescuing adorable puppies, morocco, strangers in small town saloons, shuffleboard, entropy, headlamps, trivial pursuit, the grand inn, when liquids go in my mouth and out my nose, the desert, photo hunt, yarii, when elliott does not meow, when dorothy does not chew on everything, home (my real home or mom's house by the river or really anywhere that isn't enveloped in smog), drinking alcohol outdoors, sun, comfortable shoes, order in chaos, minding my own business, jameson on the rocks, possibly roller derby, saying goodbye to alan on aim

I'd like to meet:


people (guys/girls) who can shotgun a pbr and go camping without yapping about politics all weekend. and also people (guys/girls) who can go see the sex and the city movie and then sip on red wine without talking about clothes all night. mostly though, just be nice and have a good sense of humor.

actually wait, i'm not here to meet anyone, just keep in touch. really though, find me on facebook. try to beat me at scramble.

Music:

movin 93.9 --- WHY DID THEY CHANGE THIS? it's all disco now.
indie 103.1

Movies:

ET, the unbearable lightness of being, the real cancun, muppet movies, me and you and everyone we know, the virgin suicides, donnie darko, old school, anything starring andrew mccarthy and james spader, and the rule is if i run across zoolander on tv, i have to watch it. and westerns.

next up: whatever john wants to see.

Television:



Books:

encyclopedias, disease manuals, almanacs, bird guidebooks, etc... except atlases. atlii? no, atlases. i hate atlases.

Heroes:

mostly everyone i meet. i am green with envy. special shout outs: whoever funds my extensive travel plans, and my brothers.

My Blog

mr hank emilio brett

hank is this puppy i adopted a day before he was scheduled to be put down. he came from a tiny rural shelter than no one seems to know of. there's no reason he was there "so long" (i'm assuming they d...
Posted by charlotte on Sat, 24 May 2008 08:16:00 PST

cats and babies and life and death (and poo)

elliott's been sick since saturday. he was throwing up for 2 days, then he wasn't eating or pooping or playing at all. today he saw the vet and got his very first enema, and a laxative. he was still j...
Posted by charlotte on Wed, 14 May 2008 02:12:00 PST

if you forget me

I want you to know one thing. You know how this is: if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body ...
Posted by charlotte on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:27:00 PST

something my bro said about love

while i was staying with age for spring break we were talking about relationships and he said that he and lora work because they love in the same way. holy shit. think of all the people out there (mos...
Posted by charlotte on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:18:00 PST

something to fall back on

LA is an anus. but the weather is nice this time of year. there’s snow on the foothills and when it’s not too warm, the smog doesn’t quite make it here. it’s a nice view when i...
Posted by charlotte on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:55:00 PST

there it is

i had to assertively eliminate someone once very significant to me from my life for a number of reasons. i am too old for drama of this magnitude. i am too old to be played for a fool. i am too old to...
Posted by charlotte on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:15:00 PST

guys, morocco is pretty sweet

i got to marrakesh yesterday and my aunt's been showing me around. she's an awesome tour guide. my cousin and her husband and baby are in casablanca but getting back tonight. it's pretty awesome here....
Posted by charlotte on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:46:00 PST

titties

it's never been this cold, anywhere, ever.
Posted by charlotte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST