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About Me

I'm skinny.

I like to sing.

I seldom use my "inside voice."

I don't sleep much.

I don't like to wear much more than a pair of pants, and seldom that.

To say that I'm a bad influence is a bit of an understatement.

I am the vocalist for The Homos and Glitter Engine.

I love the color red.

Performing is my most favorite thing in the world.

If there's anything better than a little skinny girl with piercings and/or tatoos, I haven't found it yet.

I have skulls in my room that aren't in my head.

Go here for info on my musical abominations:

www.myspace.com/thehomos

www.myspace.com/glitterengine

Click here to help build my rock empire:
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My Interests

aqua teen hunger force, awake, b-12, bad horror movies, bananas, bats, bees, being a nerd, being dirty, being on stage, being the bad guy, biology, birds, books, bricks, buddhism, cancer, carbohydrates, clean cups, cognitive neuropsychology, color, cotton swabs, death rays, destroying flashy cars, dimples, dinosaurs, dish soap, drive, drums, evil barnyard animals, fake fur coats, fashion, feminism, fighting, fire, flowers, fluffy animals, freckles, girls, glowing, godzilla movies, gore, green, green apple flavoring, hair, heat, hedonism, hinduism, honesty, honey, horror movies, hume, improvization, intensity, keys, kierkegaard, kissing, knives, kung fu, language, magnetism, making noise, making people uncomfortable, matchbooks, matches, meaning, melatonin, monoamine oxidase, movement, music, my own lumpy head, nerds, newness, old things, paper, paper sacks, paper towels, passion, peanut butter, permanent markers, philosophy, photography, phylogeny, pitas, polytheism, psychology, radiation, rage, really expensive, religions, reptiles, rice, rock music, rodents, romantic comedies, sand, satan, self-inflicted wounds, serotonin, sex, sleeping next to people, slow dancing, smart people, smoke, smooth ink pens, snakes, soap, sociobiology, sparks, spending time, spines, spinoza, stealing things, stones, strong mints, stupid friends, sunlight, sunshine, sweat, tantrism, taoism, tectonic plates, the homos, the magnetosphere, the word "fuck", things that fly, time, tofu, toilets, traveling, veganism, vegetarianism, vertebrae, wearing girl clothes, whole wheat bread, wittgenstein, women, writing, zombies

I'd like to meet:

Your parents. Parents like me.

Music:

The Humans, The Bloody Undies, Crackerjack Halos, Breakup Breakdown, and, of course, The Homos

Movies:

Television:

I don't have time to watch television. I do this instead.

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Books:

Philosophical Investigations by Ludwig Wittgenstein, Being and Time by Martin Heidegger, Hero with a Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell, Being and Nothingness by Jean Paul Sartre

Heroes:

David Bowie
Iggy Pop
The MC5
David Hume
Soren Kierkegaard

My Blog

Solace

Dear life long hatred,I made a new friend today. I call him escape. He makes me happy when the rest of my life is "just too much for me to handle."Love,StupidDear stupid,Stop waisting my carbon and ...
Posted by The Monster on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:16:00 PST

pulse

The door to my bedroom opens, and she's standing there, nothing but hip bones and a smile. She says something completely incomprehensible and turns to walk toward the kitchen. From behind her out of...
Posted by The Monster on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:37:00 PST

pressure

we draw our own lines. you are up to you.it's true. i never needed to be provoked. it comes to me without reason or any immediately understandable meaning. i understand. it's poison.we're all sorry.bl...
Posted by The Monster on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

Frequency

Lately, my dreams have involved people around me in the dreams crying, and me trying to help them. No birds lately. I have at times been singing in my dreams. At times I have been under water. But, mo...
Posted by The Monster on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:54:00 PST

Mistaken

It's like a turnstile. Confluence, separation, hope of eventual release, gratification, reunion.Distill a moment. Take apart the cobwebs of interaction. Refine your ideas about situation and circumst...
Posted by The Monster on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:51:00 PST

Confluence

I overheard the cutest conversation at Al's today between 2 Turkish girls. It involved a lot of, "I swear to Allah," and, "You dirty bitch," in Turkish accents.The inspector says to wait right where ...
Posted by The Monster on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:01:00 PST

i'll be mine.

protect me protect me at this point, very few things matter to me that don't have to do with music, women, destruction, and having a good time. all that i lack is funding. i have embarked upo...
Posted by The Monster on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:29:00 PST

Persistence

"We will each write a ghost story," said Lord Byron, and his proposition was acceded to. -Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley the construction of a persona for oneself is an activity to which p...
Posted by The Monster on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 06:32:00 PST

The Ride

the plan was this: go to nashville, meet andrija, go to parties, guerilla rock, get arrested; end up back at the house at some point.what happend was this: go to nashville; meet andrija; go to parties...
Posted by The Monster on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 09:56:00 PST

Source

when i woke up this morning, i looked like i had been lynched by a mob of angry drag queens. according to my stomach, they're still dragging me behind their pt cruiser. this has nothing to do with you...
Posted by The Monster on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 03:20:00 PST