gay bans |
i love them on my face. i love them on your face.i love my face on your face.fever dreams:for some reason i've been dreaming alot about being a school bus driver and a school bus pirate. like... i dro...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:50:00 GMT |
don't read this. trust me. |
it's the color of deathand smells of an unborn child.and it's in my panties (actually no, thank you kotex)and it's your fault.and i'm TOTALLY OKAY WITH IT. in fact. it makes me happy.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:15:00 GMT |
let me know when you come around |
i'll be here. i've been waiting.
tiffany, i blame the rest of this on you and that god damn sunscreen song that made my biological clock sad
it's easy to pretend that it's ok to not be yourself....
Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:50:00 GMT |
i still hate you |
nothing has changed.nothing will change.i'm so glad i caught your dad cheating. it makes me laugh every time i think about it.your life makes me laugh.and in other news.see you in september. the name ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 19:31:00 GMT |
you are the company you keep |
alllll of my besties are well dressed, attractive, classically intelligent and/or ingeniously creative. even sean except he REALLY needs to wash his hair.and if you are my company, let me keep you at ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:25:00 GMT |
ATTN: BITCHES |
GTFOi will cut you.i h8 all over your uglyface syndrome. it puts me in vom city.ugh. ughfest.
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:51:00 GMT |
lulzfest |
srsly. lulzfest.i <3 the zoo that lives with me. and also.... i love this whole "self improvement" thing you have going on. it looks good on you.let me depict to you the epic race to the shitcatche...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:57:00 GMT |
attn: kingsnakes.... i am your queen |
oh no, no no, you put that away. think of the children.
playing house = the shit.
having house = the bigger shit.
and baby, you always take the bigger shit. no but srsly.
snake ch...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:17:00 GMT |
everytime i see you i want to vomit |
but then again at the same time, it makes me glad you're around because compared to you i look like the number one jam in the ham.
but i still wanna vom. groooooooooossssssssssssssssss.
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Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:36:00 GMT |
no more drunken blogging. k thx bye. |
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg.
it's happening. i can't believe it's happening.
and who the fuck looks at this thing anyway?
ugh whatever. i can't even contain myself.
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Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:48:00 GMT |
