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About Me

I love funny moustaches, Law & Order, and the color green. I hate feet, people who use their cell phones in lines and Barry Bonds. That should tell you more about me than you could learn in a long, boring paragraph.
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You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test ....
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This is my List of 5: Butch Walker, Jason Lee, John Smoltz, Jon Bon Jovi, & Dave Grohl. If any of you would like me to have your baby, do your laundy, or maybe just gaze at you lovingly, please call me.

Anyone with coffee/caffiene dependencies. You want to join the Bad Ass Addicts group. No questions. Kick ass.
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My Blog

I secretly love questionnaires...

While I should be studying for the GRE next week, learning big words and trying to remember how the hell you find the slope of a line on a graph, instead I want to do a questionnaire. I like them, but...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:49:00 GMT

Who did I piss off? I'm really sorry!

As you probably know (because it's been all I could talk about for WEEKS!), I'm currently *supposed* to be on my sweet, sweet honeymoon in Greece, stuffing myself with souvlaki, olives, and bakla...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:55:00 GMT

I hate everything, too! Hooray!

So I stumbled on this article (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19313280/) about being a music snob and basically hating everything that is hugely successful. I'm a conflicted soul, being that I am madly i...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 15:50:00 GMT

FREE!

I haven't posted a blog/article yet this week. "Has hell frozen over?" you ask. No, not yet. I have just finally quit writing (i.e. selling my soul) for the Planet Weekly. After two years, I have...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 00:33:00 GMT

I'm Drowning in Campaign!

Just a few days ago, my husband and I were talking and an episode of South Park came up. Maybe you remember the one featuring Puff Daddy and his "Vote or Die" campaign at the last election? The slogan...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:12:00 GMT

Fellas Worth Watching

There are so many people that I am crazy about, not counting, of course, my new husband. I can barely watch television or a movie without a "Oh, I LOVE that guy!" Since I'm madly in love with so many...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:11:00 GMT

Breaking the Shell: a Two-Egg Omelet

Yes, that was me in the front page photo of the Tuscaloosa News recently. I was at the Playboy casting call, but I didn't try out. Some silly rule about being an enrolled student...what's that all abo...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:23:00 GMT

It's Not Easy Being Clean

It's Spring Break. I'm home by myself. I'm sick, so I don't feel like going out. I stay home, lay on the couch and watch a lot of VH1. Vacation rocks. After three days of "I Love New York" reruns, dr...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 19:05:00 GMT

Keys to a Long, Happy Marriage... Of One Week

As of this writing, I've officially been married one whole week. Amazing, isn't it? When we started planning the big day last summer, February 24 seemed so far away. It snuck up on us pretty fast. No...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 18:59:00 GMT

Celebrity Meltdowns

     Sometimes I wonder what I would do if there weren't any famous people, if movie and music stars could just be regular people and the rest of us were not interested at all in w...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:01:00 GMT