"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
--H. L. Mencken
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Music, Travel, Martial Arts, Camping, Running with scissors, "Quotes", Chucking rocks at the sun, Signaling ufos with my lighter, and long conversations with Mother Nature
"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."
--Salvador Dali
"The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot."
--Salvador Dali
"Art is a lie that makes us realize truth."
--Pablo Picasso
"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times"
--Bruce Lee
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
--Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"When it hits, you feel no pain"
--Bob Marley
"Most people wouldn,t know music if it came up and bit them on the ass"
--Frank Zappa
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"Humor is just another defense against the Universe"
--Mel Brooks
1.Boards don't hit back--Lee
2.I rock, And roll, All day long, Sweet Suzy--Wimp Lo
3.I want half. And don't give me none of that "fifty-percent" shit.--Jeff Dearly
4.A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish. --Ty Webb
5.Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.--Verbal
6.The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I.--Dwight
“Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.â€
--Bill Hicks
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
--Douglas Adams "Hitchhiker's Guide"
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
--Edgar Allen Poe "Eleonora"
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
--Hunter S. Thompson
"We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution."
--Bill Hicks