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Black Beard Bastard

Doom as thou wilt shall be whole of the law

About Me

Its summer time so the usual hedonistic activities are going down at the House of Krause so let me know if you want to come out. Saturdays are still the time to come by but anytime after 11 is cool. Try messaging me a day in advance if you can. I sell liquor MWF and books TTh. I get off around 10:15 at both jobs so you all can reach me their until I get a cell phone.

My Interests

Anything extraordinary, philosophy, religion, music, movies, comics, psychadelics, cannabis, micro brews, fine wine, scotch, tequila, basketball, card games, video games, reading, socializing, business, politics

I'd like to meet:

On myspace I'd like to meet people involved in doom or black metal, comedy, low budget film making, hip hop, or anyone cool from my locale. As far as people that I "really" want to meet. God, Satan, Jesus, Muhammed, Buddah, Moses, Ozzy, Rasputin, Richard Pryror, Will Ferrell, Jim Morrison, Varg Vierknas, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Matt Greoning, Jet Li, Groucho Marx, Shaq, Charles Barkley, Darryl Dawkins

Music:

Stoner Doom Sludge Psychadelic Black Metal anything old school Norwegian, Southern Lord, 70's style psychadelic, Ambience, Eastern music, underground hip hop Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, The Doors, ZZ Top, Alice In Chains, Electic Wizard, High on Fire, Acid Mothers Temple, Darkthrone, Blut Aus Nord, Xasthur, Leviathan, Twighlight, Lurker of Chalice, Bad Sector, Urgehal, Stars of the Lid, Bongzilla, Iron Monkey, Corrupted, Atomic Rooster, Soilent Green, Goatsnake, Sunn 0))), Bathory, Crowbar, Earth, Witchcraft, Led Zeppelin, Soundgarden, Wu Tang Clan, MF Doom, Kool Keith, Hieroglyphics, Del, N.W.A., Eyehategod, Down, Grief, Superjoint Ritual, Pantera, Necrophagia, Pentagram, Evoken, Salt of the Earth, Mayhem, Burzum, Witchcraft, Captain Beyond, Melvins, Boris, Khanate, Slayer, P.U.T.S., Goatwhore, Acid Bath, Ravi Shankar, Radiohead, Dark Funeral, Yob, Esoteric, Mastadon, Phazm, Cypress Hill, Beastie Boys, Buck 65

Movies:

Psychadelic, Kung Fu, Zombie, Comedy Big Lebowski (or anything Coen brothers), Holy Mountain, El Topo, Fando Y Lis, Evil Dead's, Dawn/Day of the Dead, Awakening of the Beast (anything Jose Marins aka Coffin Joe), Fist of Legend (anything with Jet Li), Meet the Feebles (anything Peter Jackson), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (most Kevin Smith movies), Better Off Dead, Lone Wolf and Cub, Shogun Assassin, Shaolin Drunkard, Iron Monkey (anything Yuen Wo Ping), Star Wars, Vampire Hunter D, Ninja Scroll, Fist of the North Star, Indiana Jones, Goonies, Little Nicky (anything Adam Sandler), Life of Brian (anything Monty Python), Drunken Master (anything Jacky Chan), Ricky Oh The Story of Ricky, Napolean Dynamite, Being John Malkovich, The Beyond (anything Lucio Fulci), Anything Tarintino, Total Recall (anything Arnold before 1993), Dr. Strangelove ( anything w/ Peter Sellers or Kubrick), Duck Soup (anything Marx Brothers), Cheech & Chong, Devil Rides Out, Rasputin the Mad Monk

Television:

Simpsons is the best show ever but these shows are actually worth tuning into. Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ali G, Futurama, MST3K, Taboo, Black Adder, Jackass, Cracker, UFC, Loduss Wars, some SNL, Daily Show, South Park
Let the world know you don't like MTV either.

Books:

Don't read as much as I'd like but some classics are Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, the Preacher, Lobo, Sin City, HellBlazer, Punisher, Hellboy, Swamp Thing, and Sandman Comic series (OK they're not fucking novels but awesome books anyway so fuck off!!), League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is amazing as a graphic novel but a terrible fucking movie, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Lords of Chaos, Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas, the Dark Tower Series, Lord of the Rings, Alphabet of Manliness, Real Ultimate Power Handbook ( for true ninjas), Deep Thoughts, Zombie Survival Handbook, The Bible

Heroes:

Who honestly has a hero? I'm my own hero bitches

My Blog

This last weekend

I went to two keggers one on Friday and one on Saturday and I just have to say "Why the fuck doesn't this happen more often?"  I know everyone is growing up and has kids and jobs but we still hav...
Posted by Black Beard Bastard on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:26:00 PST

This must stop

Why are people still writing checks for daily purchases?  I'm not talking about putting a check in the mail or prewriting a check for something you know the exact amount on but those people who s...
Posted by Black Beard Bastard on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:45:00 PST

best part about living in Newburgh

There's actually a few kick ass restraunts in Newburgh.  China Village in my opinion is hands down the best Chinese buffett because of quality over quantity.  Sure theres not 130 items and s...
Posted by Black Beard Bastard on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:19:00 PST

A new low

So the other night I had a few good friends over to drink off the half gallon of Makers Mark I had.  Now I love good liquor obviously but the tastieness and higher percentages sometimes come back...
Posted by Black Beard Bastard on Thu, 18 May 2006 07:08:00 PST

Whats in a name

I don't understand people that entirely judge a band based on their name.  I was out camping and played some Electric Wizard and someone after hearing their name scoffed.  I called them out ...
Posted by Black Beard Bastard on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:40:00 PST

Don't call me hippy!

This has been a problem for me ever since I grew out my hair.  Even in high school when I'd wear a Sepultura shirt people would still call me hippy.  Is all it takes to be a hippy is long ha...
Posted by Black Beard Bastard on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:37:00 PST

fucking shit

I had a huge blog about all the reasons Nascar sucks but when I noticed a misspelling and went to correct it my entire rant got erased.  I'm too pissed to rewrite it but please give me some back ...
Posted by Black Beard Bastard on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:38:00 PST

2004 holiday hijinx (late blog)

Warning this story is pretty long and might be a little drawn out but its for the sake of detail. This all happened over the 2004 holidays and I only now got around to posting it because well fuck o...
Posted by Black Beard Bastard on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 11:15:00 PST

Something gross

Warning this shit is gross don't read if you don't appreciate this type of shit.I dont know why I'm posting this except it makes me laugh.  As many of you know I've been having some "issues" with...
Posted by Black Beard Bastard on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:37:00 PST

Boss BLOWING weekend

I know this is pointless since no one reads these posts anyway and the only ones that do already know the story, but here is what happened in the middle of the night at my place at Saturday night. I h...
Posted by Black Beard Bastard on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 12:04:00 PST