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Pickles

Look at that Douche Bag

About Me

Hey Douche Bags. Pickles here. A little about myself? Well . . . . I am currently the percussionist for 'Dethklok'. I used to be the front man for 'Snakes 'n' Barrels'. And, I hate my Douche-Fag brother.

My Interests

Sniping douche bags from the balcony, getting hammered beyond belief, and earning 'Banana Stickers'.

I'd like to meet:

This so called "Internet". MY BIGGEST FAN

Music:

Dethklok, Snakes 'n' Barrels, Agnostic Priest, Gangalgar Elderly Aleel Al, Gognog Mug Alugdug, F***-Face Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, Smuggly Dismissed, and Planet Piss.

Movies:

Wayne's World 1 + 2, Rockstar, Airheads, and This is Spinal Tap - 'This piece is called'"Lick my Love Pump".

Television:

Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Venture Bros., Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, and the Discovery Channel.

Books:

I Have a Hate Horse Torso Whose Face is a Corpse - Lacerated Innards and a Ding Dong Doodily Dorpse

Heroes:

Neil Peart, Marco Pitruzzella, Neil Peart, Shannon Lucas, Neil Peart, Tim Alexander, Neil Peart, Michael Laughlin, Neil Peart, Darren Condy, Neil Peart, Max Duhamel, Neil Peart, Joe Axe-Murderer, Neil Peart, John Rice, Neil Peart, Buddy Rich, and Neil Peart