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Hansel

I am here for Dating

About Me

First I should explain the origin of my unique name. I will not reveal my real name, but i will tell you that I changed it to Hansel with I learned that my real father was in fact a Scandinavian sailmaker named Einar Leshnah. In tribute to the father I never knew, I changed my name to Hansel; "Leshnah" spelled backwards! Sort of.
During my adolescence, I spent most my days marauding through the hills of my posh neighborhood in search of empty pools to vert skate in, and high roofs to bungee jump from. These thrills became my drug. Then later, drugs became my drug, and my Highs were Heightened by Thrills on top of Drugs!
One night at a multi-generational e-fueled sex party I was discovered by male model starmaker Maury Ballstein, owner/operator of B'alls Models. Maury was famous for his keen eye for talent! At first, I was resistant to the idea of modeling, I considered it a mindless pursuit for pretty boys. But after Maury showed me Zoolander's work in the '94 Gap "Pocket-T" campaign, I realized it could be much, much, much more!

My Interests

Modeling, being gorgeous, doing things beautiful people have to do like attend fabulous parties, club openings, fashion shows and stuff like that... But i also like to get away from all that mindless pretty boy stuff as much as possible and take time to do massive ammounts of drugs, rock the orgys, and ride my razor scooter

I'd like to meet:

Paul Newman. Just to ask him, "Dude, how do you keep your skin so tight?" And also, "You could've had any babe in the world" Why Joanne Woodward?" Or, "Hey, I dig the salad dressing, but what's up with the popcorn?"

Gary Newman. He made that freaky song about cars, then vanished. I admire that kind of courage.

Penelope Cruz. Homegirl gets her groove on with everybody! I love it!

Music:

The wind and the rain. Or anything by Dokken.
Bowie
Sting

Movies:

Last year at Marianbad (sober) Short Circuit 2 (on absinthe) E channel (keep up on my competition)

Books:

Where the Wild Things Are. Man, those pictures still give me nightmares! Especially when I'm on mescaline.

My Blog

does anyone know?

what Bark is made out of on a tree???
Posted by Hansel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST