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Haselnuth

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About Me

This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)Stoepselchen, das
[schtöppselchän]
(engl. squit, swed. kork)

1.58 meters tall round subject, mostly available in black.
Headstrong, complex and tenacious, but also loyal, honest and clingy. Gets along well with animals, less well with other humans. As a social contact we recommend a Yak.

Care instructions: Needs caffeine at irregular intervals, gladly taken in connection with other adrenalizing chemicals. Alcohol can be used as a treat, vodka is always welcome. Hates beer! Acoustic irradiation with music supports the creative development.

Known issues: Blurts out insiders and quotes without being asked. Moody and hard to handle.

Not recommended for children under 15!!

My Interests

Music, role playing games, reading, good movies, Playstation 2, Html and stuff, my animals... teasing my keyboard and guitar as well ;)

I'd like to meet:

Or: People I want to drink a vodka with:

The Johansson Brothers, Tobi Sammet & friends, the guys of Nightwish... at least all people who enjoy Vodka in all colors and flavours...

Music:

Mostly Metal at the moment. Power Metal, True Metal, True Power Metal, True Power Speed Metal... ah well...
Bands and Musicians like Stratovarius (+ solo activities of Tolkki, Kotipelto & Johansson), Nightwish, Tarot, Edguy (+Avantasia), Hammerfall, Ayreon, Aina, Brother Firetribe, Wuthering Heights, Celldweller, Sonata Arctica, Angel Dust, Luca Turilli, Rhapsody, Dragonforce, Korpiklaani, Gamma Ray, Khymera, Axxis, Shakra, Blind Guardian, Funker Vogt, Gotthard, Crystal Ball, Helloween, D-A-D, Subway to Sally, Eläkeläiset, Turmion Kätilöt, For My Pain, L'âme Immortelle, Yngwie Malmsteen, Project Pitchfork, Schandmaul, Forefather, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Disney Stuff, Musicals (Rent, We Will Rock You, Avenue Q, Elisabeth, Dance of the Vampires, Jekyll & Hyde, Mozart!, Scarlet Pimpernel....) & movie /game scores (Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Silent Hill, John Williams, Danny Elfman, Mark Snow...)

enough?

Movies:

Oh. Charlie & the Chocolat Factory, Rock Star, School of Rock, The Emperor's New Groove, Rent, Beauty and the Beast (Disney), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney), Brother Bear, Silent Hill, Shallow Hal, Saw, Butterfly Effect, Timeline, Fight Club, American Beauty, Bridget Jones, Death to Smoochy, Enemy of the State, Identity, Legally Blonde, Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Moulin Rouge, Pirates of the Caribbean, Save the last dance, Shakespeare in Love, Traumschiff Surprise, Anastasia, Antz, Finding Nemo, Ice Age, Monster Inc, How the Grinch stole Christmas, Toy Story, Hercules, The Lion King 1-3, About a Boy, Bruce Almighty, City of Angels, Freaky Friday, Little Nicky, Girls Club, Finding Neverland, Chaplin...

Television:

Thats shorter! Scrubs, X Files, Simpsons, Futurama, Will & Grace and The King of Queens. Oh, and The Nanny.

Books:

Above all the discworld books by Terry Pratchett. Neil Gaiman Stuff (I LOVE the sandman comics). Historical books like those by Iny Lorenz ("Die Wanderhure", "Die Kastratin") and Rebecca Gablé ("Das zweite Königreich", "Das Lächeln der Fortuna") - both never translated to English. "Timeline" by Michael Crichton, "Servant of the bones" by Anne Rice, "The Scarlet Pimpernel", "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". "Harry Potter" and most books by Stephen King. And lots more.

Heroes:

Jens Johansson! My keyboard hero. His brother Anders. Tuomas from Nightwish. Marco. Jukka. Emppu. Pratchett. Ayreon. Johnny Depp... uhm... uhm... *searches for a woman* Sasha! (...but no one knows her... oh well.)