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Fatboy Tom

THAT'S ROCK'N ROLL FOR YOU BABY!!!!!!!!

About Me

YOU DON'T SCARE ME, I HAVE CHILDREN! LOVE ME OR HATE ME, oh yeah my kids always say: My dad Looks like Lemmy ADORABLE,AGRESSIVE,CHARMING,LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS, HONEST, BORDERLINERMySpace Layouts .. 8. I will fuck you in the morning Fuck you late at night Fuck you while the moon Or the sun is shining bright I wanna fuck you Yes, I wanna fuck you I wanna fuck you baby But your door is closed I will fuck you at the backseat Of my newest car I will fuck you in the toilet Of a well distuingished barI wanna fuck you Yes, I wanna fuck you I wanna fuck you baby But your door is closed I'm sorry babeYeah O yeah One more timeOh!I will fuck you in the kitchen Fuck you in the woods Fuck you as you like it As wild and hard I'd couldI wanna fuck you Yeah, I wanna fuck you I wanna fuck you baby But your little door is closed!Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, yeah

My Interests

tattoos, bondage Tattoos, piercing, Rock'n Roll, kickboxing, karate, Art, Porn, fistfighting, Skulls, playing music, Party hard, tijgerjacht, Pussyjuice, , DOING YOUR MOTHER!!shit:THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORDWell, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!!

I'd like to meet:

TATOOED PEOPLE HARDCORE / PUNK / SKINS/psychobillytypes/ OR ANY KIND OF FUN PEOPLE

Music:

oi, hardcore, grindcore, thrashmetal, Ska, MOTÖRHEAD, Rock'n roll, rockabilly, Motörhead Psychobilly, anything that'll RockDicemen, Electric Frankenstein,Ramones, Judasville, Peter pan Speedrock,Motörhead all rock'nroll variations, including country and western influenced punkrock etc.etc.etc did i mention Motörhead?

Movies:

lawnmowerman baise moi natural born killers cube clockwork orange romper stomper american history X se7en

Television:

TELeVISiON SUX THE REMAINING BIT OF INTELLIGENCE OUT OF YOUR SKULL

Books:

KAMASUTRA, HOW TO SCARE CLIENTS AWAY FROM YOUR BUSINESS IN THREE SIMPLE STEPS growing marijuana for insiders RETURN OF THE SUICIDE BUNNIES

Heroes:

LEMMY,JOHNNY CASH,DR.MARTEN,Motörhead

My Blog

I've learned my life the hard way

This song is on the following albums: Nice Boys Finish Last By DISCIPLINE I guess there's no one there's no one in this world That I can blame, for all the things that went wrong I guess there's no ...
Posted by Fatboy Tom on Sat, 19 May 2007 03:59:00 PST

balled

finally balled again that damn hair...
Posted by Fatboy Tom on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:59:00 PST

Guitar hero

today when i was @ work i met europes first electrical guitarplaying hero, mr eddie christiani.. this so awsome if you're a guitar fan whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by Fatboy Tom on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:05:00 PST

rotterdam zoo

it was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i loved the sharks and the new born gorilla baby!!!!!!!
Posted by Fatboy Tom on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:08:00 PST

YEP NO MORE HAIR!!!

YEP THE HAIR IS GONE!!!!!!   BALDY KEEPS ON ROCK'N ROLLING!!!!
Posted by Fatboy Tom on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST

hello

  hello
Posted by Fatboy Tom on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:36:00 PST

strange life

strange how things go, all of a sudden my kids are coming t to live with me again,because their mother is dying for real this time..... what has happened? everybody i know is dying of cancer or just k...
Posted by Fatboy Tom on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:18:00 PST

WTF

what the hell is wrong with the world today? i GUESS I'm NOT THE ONLY SICK BASTARD AROUND. why can't everybody be minding their own bussinesses and let everybody be. I am sick of all the hate, the vio...
Posted by Fatboy Tom on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:43:00 PST

feeding kids

just threatened my kids to make ém soaking wet with a squirtgun if they would't eat their dinner. it took an amazing12 second to finish there dinner hahahah . i'm so proud
Posted by Fatboy Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

am i happy?

Yeah I fuckin' am thing are really working out these days ,a ll is getting well!! so soon it will be time to enjoy the better things in life. ROCK"N ROLL...
Posted by Fatboy Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST