Santa |
10 Reasons Why We Know Santa is a Man
No dress sense
Never replies to your letters
The Chances of getting what you asked for are nil
Beer Belly
Will only commit to one day a year
Obsesse... Posted by Kontrol Sports Sunglasses UK on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST |
SPEED |
Speeding Ticket "What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket."Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."Autho... Posted by Kontrol Sports Sunglasses UK on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST |
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More Hasty Headlines
Here are some more unfortunate headlines made by hasty journalists:
LAWYERS GIVE POOR FREE LEGAL ADVISEENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AXLAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTSM... Posted by Kontrol Sports Sunglasses UK on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:08:00 PST |
Hasty Headlines |
Here are some more unfortunate headlines made by hasty journalists:
TWO CONVICTS EVADE NOOSE; JURY HUNGNATION'S HUNGRY ATTACK MEESEMILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDERSAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASS... Posted by Kontrol Sports Sunglasses UK on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:47:00 PST |
Psycho Hotline |
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,... Posted by Kontrol Sports Sunglasses UK on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:58:00 PST |
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Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following: 1. Never slap a man who's chew... Posted by Kontrol Sports Sunglasses UK on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:09:00 PST |
Cool Magic |
Subject: Coin through glass
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Looks good... Posted by Kontrol Sports Sunglasses UK on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:13:00 PST |
Never say to a cop |
NEVER SAY TO A COP1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.3.Aren't you the guy from th... Posted by Kontrol Sports Sunglasses UK on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:55:00 PST |
The wind of change |
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a... Posted by Kontrol Sports Sunglasses UK on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST |
Welcome |
Hello everyone! welcome to our new Blog! Posted by Kontrol Sports Sunglasses UK on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST |