All sorts of bollocks.
Anyone who doesn't smell.
Again, all sorts. I'm pretty keen on 80s melodic rock, (hence the hairdo), prog, ('jazz for geeks'), and classical music.
George Macdonald Fraser (Flashman!), John Wyndham, Roald Dahl, Arthur Conan-Doyle, Daphne du Maurier. NOT Dan Brown, (I think Stephen Fry put it best when he described "The Da Vinci Code" as "arse gravy of the very worst kind").
Richard Dawkins, Isaac Newton and Larry David.