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Gavin

Negative effects result from restriction of sleep

About Me

Gavin Rothery is a bipedal ape belonging to the mammalian species Homo-Maximus (Latin for "knowing man" or "handsome strength") under the family Hominidae (known as the spectacular apes).[1][2] He has a highly developed brain capable of abstract reasoning, language and visualisation of pornography. This, combined with an erect body carriage that frees the upper limbs for manipulating objects, has allowed him to make greater use of tools than any other species. Humans or Homo sapiens as well as the whole Hominidae tree originated in Africa, but this particular genus' direct descendents are projected to inhabit every continent with a total population of over 66.5 billion people as of 2056.

My Interests

Butter, monkeys and picking locks.

I'd like to meet:

mummy

Music:

I don't but I do like it

Movies:

Far too broad to fit in such a tiny, tiny box. Bit like when I have sex on a girl.

Television:

I would love to be on a television. I would have a show with a chimp spinning a prize-laden wheel.

Books:

Big Catapillar

Heroes:

Idi Amin

My Blog

War is actually okay

still alive. Me & Jones done okay, I'm happy. He was mr. ambush & I shot the Harrisons as Paul was absailing down the side of a building. Lightfighter, your property rocks. Awes...
Posted by Gavin on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:46:00 PST

War is Coming

Going to do a bit of MilSim war tomorrow, re-creating Blackhawk Down on an industrial estate in Sheffield. It's going to be excellent. Found out in amongst the teams, the Harrisons are going...
Posted by Gavin on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST

Death Drink: Not Today!!

What do you know, drinking the Listerine didn't kill me. Secretly delighted about that because it tasted very chemically. Had a look on Wikipedia and found out that it used to be hawked as a cure for ...
Posted by Gavin on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:30:00 PST

throat poison

Got a bit of a cold and so my throat feels like a monkey's slept in it. Just brushed my teeth & went to gargle some listerine, tipped my head back and swallowed the bastard. What happens?...
Posted by Gavin on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:58:00 PST

Read Here For Words

Hello you special monkey, and congratulations on reading what is to become my manifesto for a better world, a sort of blueprint if you like. I am to begin by describing myself innacurately and th...
Posted by Gavin on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:23:00 PST