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The Mindless Expanse

We are some sexy, ugly fuckers

About Me

From the stinking suburban swamp of Bealeton, VA, TME is rock and roll. No games here kiddies. Former members of former bands banded together to form a bond so tight that......ahhhhhhhhh.... fuck that. We play hard rock, we play it heavy and maybe loud even, we play what we like with no BS or fillers. You can always unexpect the expected suckers. Enjoy!


Oh yeah, may we suggest BRAIN FLAP for that little unexpectedness you've been craving. Just let it roll a bit boys and girls it's not all pretty flowers. Donkey punch your girl!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/1/2006
Band Members:

Kevin- guitarer
Art- Drumist
Mike- Basser
John- Vocaler

Matt- the doer behind the doings

Influences: The Smell and Feel of DUCT TAPE
ROCK
THRASH
DOOM
shit that rots your mind and teeth
METAL
Port
The almighty over hanging brow
STONER
old school pinball
JAZZ
low budget porn
city rats
Soul
titties and beer
GROOVE
GLAM
this moment
DEATH
sex with fruit
panties
THE UGLY INSIDE YOU
The beautiful too
bodily fluids
side pipes
dissent
flesh
Bluegrass
Haldol
dirty love
STUPIDITY and lots of it
anything with horns (of course)
alkeyhaul
Down Tempo
The Sphere of Dogs and Cats doing things
The Sick and twisted
LO-Fi
Crowbar
QOTSA
King Crimson
BS
Blue Oyster Cult
Deep Purple
Sick of It All
Eye Hate God
Frank Zappa
Robin Trower
Soundgarden
Danzig
Wagner
A piss load of other shit that we forget or forgot

Sounds Like: -what odor smells like
-a mallet to the big toe
-something familiar and new
-you’re giving me a bad day bitch

Record Label: We hate Bigots!
Type of Label: None