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FPS JamieCrucial

Hi, I'm crucial.

About Me

"In his heart a man plans his course, but the Lord determines his steps" Proverbs 16:9 I am Jamie. Crucial is not my last name. It's my middle name. Duh. Jesus Christ is my Savior. Zombies are pretty much the coolest things ever. So cool, I dream about them. I work at Nationwide Biweekly Administration every weekday. My puppy Terror will chew your face off. I'm generally always doing something. I'm in school...learning the Japanese. I will beat you at NFL Blitz 2003. Consider me a pro dog-sitter. Texting kills my bills. Driving in the rain scares me. I like to buy things for people if I know that it will make them smile. I love sharks and have a sweet tattoo of a hammerhead on my right foot. I Mixed cd's are the way to my heart. I love being by the ocean. Roadtrips are the best. I stay up wayyyy too late. I'm generally pretty shy, but I'm working on that. I want to learn Italian by the end of the year. I don't watch much TV. I'm a big nerdy-geek. Mixed martial arts is pretty much the only sport I actually follow. I know the coolest people alive, and most are considered my family. I am STRAIGHT EDGE which means I don't drink, smoke, or do other drugs. Also, it means I'm not a whore. Dig?A few past and present games:

My Interests

Sharks!
Capture the Flag
Live Fast, never die.
MMA
Video Games
Roller Coasters
NFL Blitz 2003
War Movies
Boys
Good Music
Slip on shoes
Smore Pop-Tarts
Bonfires Pools

I'd like to meet:

Karo Parisyan, Kenny Florian, the creators of Resident Evil, the person that invented Mayonaise, whom of which I hope is a man so I can kick him in his nards, and the coolest people ever. Oh, and Michael Donahoe...hottest dude at EGM. Just saying...

My score on The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test :

Zombie Master.
(You scored 75% survivability and 67% kickass-ability!)

You were born for z-day. Not only will you be killing zombies left and right, but you will be leading the other survivors. You will be the one making decisions and the person who is looked to for advice. Congratulations.

Music:

Right now:

Dropkick Murphys
Say Anything
Have Heart
MC Lars
Ellegarden
Life Long Tragedy
Mental
Gallows
Akira Yamaoka
Bars
Down To Nothing
Sage Francis
Soul Position
Foo Fighters
Rage Against the Machine

Movies:

Platoon
Grind
Bubble Boy
Army of Darkness
American Beauty
Ready to Rumble
Band of Brothers DVD Set
Full Metal Jacket
40 Year Old Virgin Red Dragon
SuperTroopers
American History X
The Believer
The Jerk
The Junction Boys
Airplane!
Detroit Rock City

Television:

Bleach
Futurama
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Ultimate Figher 5
Pride Fighting The O.C.
Married with Children

Books:

I thoroughly enjoy Biology and Psychology textbooks.

Heroes:

My Mother
My Friends

My Blog

Dear Spring of 2009

Please, could you come a little faster.This little box feels like it’s getting smaller by the day. I don’t mean to panic, but I feel like I can’t breathe. I need a change....
Posted by FPS JamieCrucial on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:56:00 PST

Just Got Survey’d

1. Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?Bob Vila. I’m sure that he’d know all about hardwood flooring.2. What’s one thing you’ve l...
Posted by FPS JamieCrucial on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:19:00 PST

Kyo, kore wa muzukashii desu.

..."and then what?"For all of the things I can’t remember, I surely remember those first words. I remember stumbling over each one like an El Camino doing 60MPH over a speed bump in the backlot ...
Posted by FPS JamieCrucial on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:03:00 PST

Oh Mmm Gee

Dear Blog,I think you frustrate me more than anything else. You are far too loose with your secrets. Word of advice, loose lips sink ships. I must say though, Blog, you are much more a lady than that ...
Posted by FPS JamieCrucial on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:24:00 PST

A Rubber Band, Three Gold Coins, and Henry Winkler

If words were weapons, mine would be dull.Maybe I'm wording things incorrectly. I don't understand why it isn't just penetrating enough to be blatently honest. That approach must have lost it's worth....
Posted by FPS JamieCrucial on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:56:00 PST

Building A Better Me

Ten things I hate about myself:1.  I hate that I worry so much. 2.  The fact that I'm weak.3.  I'm too trusting.4.  I'm self-centered and selfish.5.  My emotions are somethinn...
Posted by FPS JamieCrucial on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:33:00 PST

Give Me My Money Back You BETCH.

1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?Probably Robatussin when I was 12.2. Do you think your good looking?I'm not deformed..so yeah.3. W...
Posted by FPS JamieCrucial on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:37:00 PST

And Don’t Forget My Black T-Shirt...

Oh my god. Drama much?
Posted by FPS JamieCrucial on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:02:00 PST

Straight Edge, the Adjective

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QcRBtbDLmnUHere is my response:First of all, Straight Edge is not a group. Straight Edge is the description of a lifestyle that is lived by a single person. I, Jamie Semler,...
Posted by FPS JamieCrucial on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:03:00 PST

Good Guys (Dont Wear White)

Ten Things I Can't Say to the Ten People Who Should Hear Them: (Long title, I know.)1. You are my stronghold. I do not want to seem selfish, but if you were to leave me I would fall apart. Y...
Posted by FPS JamieCrucial on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:11:00 PST