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Barticus Sporadicus

Life has a funny way of kicking you back in the arse!

About Me

Hello, my name's Dave, more widely known as Bart! I have played with many bands...Yes...I also like stabbing pixes with a spoon, if you do it hard enough, it'll go in! Eat My Piss !

My Interests

Music

I'd like to meet:

A donkey taking Cocaine!

Music:

I like it, it keeps me alive!

Movies:

Dead Man's Shoes, The Deer Hunter, Oldboy... and some others!

Television:

I don't like much of what is being pumped out at the moment.. although Never Mind The Buzzcocks gives me a giggle... sometimes!

Books:

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Mr Nice (Howard Marks Autobiography, also Book Of Dope Stories), Pot Planet, Reefer Madness... Hmm all my literacy seems to revolve around drugs... Don't do them kids, they're bad for you!!!

Heroes:

Most of my heroes are dead! Those that are still alive know who they are ;-)

My Blog

300 friends now! hahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yea ive had my fun!
Posted by Barticus Sporadicus on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:03:00 PST

hmmmmmmmmmm

it seems that my blog about working at asda has got into circultion there, and a few people aren't happy with me, so if those people ever get to read this, or hear about it.... FUCK OFF! I wasn't talk...
Posted by Barticus Sporadicus on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:16:00 PST

FA101 on toast please!

My lovely sheila Ame came round today, after weeks of being away, and asked whether she could cut my hair, I agreed and now look like Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber (was that his name? the geezer pla...
Posted by Barticus Sporadicus on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:24:00 PST

How Very Dare You!!!!

Well, ain't that nice, i try to be all nice and civillised to an old friend, but they go ahead and plain ignore me! Wonderfull, i hope you have a nice life!
Posted by Barticus Sporadicus on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST

203, 203, 203...

Bitve a wierd number, but ive made it past 200 friends already! even after deleting some retards i still managed it, so thanks to all of you whom accepted me as a mate! not that you ever read these, o...
Posted by Barticus Sporadicus on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:40:00 PST

im a dickhead!

after a merry piss-up and fast food take-away thing, i got back home and was sick all over my floor! i also called all of my brothers mates "cunts" and now the hardest nut of my area wants to "have a ...
Posted by Barticus Sporadicus on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST

is somebody trying to screw me over???

hmm, just checked my bank account and it seems that TWICE the amount has gone out than what it should have been! very strange, and annoying, and rather worrying! I wonder if it could be anything to d...
Posted by Barticus Sporadicus on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:01:00 PST

Asda, Suck My Balls!

Fucking Asda! Well the managers anyway, fucking have not a clue how to run the goddamn place, for fuck's sake! Telling ME off, the only person who does anything in the fucking photo dept, to put highl...
Posted by Barticus Sporadicus on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:54:00 PST