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SUMO

My silence is a warm lie.

About Me

SUMO is no more.
Thanks for everything.

Entropy is available for download at iTunes .
You can still buy the cd at CDBABY.com by clicking here .

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/19/2005
Band Website: angrysumo.com
Band Members: SUMO has been:
Dan Jenkins - vocals
Scott Cann - guitars
Simon Santiago - guitars
Brian Boucek - drums
Jon Glassett - bass
Influences: Everything.
Sounds Like: Hanging by a root from the underside of a cunt.
Record Label: None.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Done

SUMO is done. I'm saddened. I'm relieved. I'm hungry. I'm still sad. Here's the short story: Not enough enthusiasm from all parts involved. This group hasn't produced anything viable since, I'm try...
Posted by SUMO on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:26:00 PST

and the chapstick, too, please

sometimes the space fills with words and other times with images.  i much prefer the images.  words are distortions, conversation is too hard to maintain and pictures are meaningful in so ma...
Posted by SUMO on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:18:00 PST

Part Two: So Easy to Fall In Love

The first time I heard the band, Tool, I liked them. Back in the early nineties there wasn't anybody who sounded like them. Their sound was brutal and raw to me. I had no idea what they looked like or...
Posted by SUMO on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:08:00 PST

Part One: Gravy Train

I've heard people say how passionate they are and why it means so much to them to get their word out. I hear them spew out lyrics that are the Crate & Barrel of musical prose. I listen to them as they...
Posted by SUMO on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST

Grifters are Good in bed

Bad news comes in many different packages. It can hit you like a bag of spoiled eggs. It can sneak up on you and caress the nape of your neck and shred your skin like tiny ninjas. It constantly looms ...
Posted by SUMO on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:38:00 PST

Hopelessly Devoted to You

The kids are still asleep. My girlfriend stayed at her girlfriend's house last night. I'm listening to "Elysium Mons" by Palancar on iTunes ambient music radio. It's almost eight in the morning. I'm o...
Posted by SUMO on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:02:00 PST

Hoo needz 2 spell?

Durring dinner i kwizzed my kidz with sum wurdz frum thayre spelling list. I prunounsed them inapropriutly and still thay wurnt cunfyoozed. I askd how to spell drayam. D-R-E-A-M wuz thuh ansir. To eez...
Posted by SUMO on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:52:00 PST

EMPTY YOUR CLIP

The other night I had a dream that there was a situation that would have been made better by me killing myself, so I climbed to the top of a building and threw myself off.  I fell from pretty hig...
Posted by SUMO on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:39:00 PST

I ate out my aunt once

When I was around the age of seven years old, I ate out my aunt. She was about twelve or thirteen.  Maybe she was older than that. I may have been younger than seven. My parents were out for dinn...
Posted by SUMO on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:33:00 PST

Applebee's sucks

My brother, Matt, asked me a question last night. "Who's the clown that turns down the music whenever a fight breaks out at a party?" Every time people start scrapping, the music mysteriously vanishes...
Posted by SUMO on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST