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About Me

Where I want to start telling is the day I left Pencey Prep. Pencey Prep is this school that's in Agerstown, Pennsylvania. You probably heard of it. You've probably seen the ads, anyway. They advertise in about a thousand magazines, always showing some hotshot guy on a horse jumping over a fence. Like as if all you ever did at Pencey was play polo all the time. I never even once saw a horse anywhere near the place. And underneath the guy on the horse's picture, it always says: "Since 1888 we have been molding boys into splendid, clear-thinking young men." Strictly for the birds. They don't do any damn more molding at Pencey than they do at any other school. And I didn't know anybody there that was splendid and clear- thinking and all. Maybe two guys. If that many. And they probaby came to Pencey that way.

My Interests

I play the trumpet and the bass. I sleep all day and try to sleep at night. I am very lazy. I like my friends at Gunnar's tattoo shop and my best friend, Adam. People like me. It's a fact.

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet some cool cats who will tell me about amazing books i need to read. if you think you are punk/hardcore, you're not. don't talk to me if you're some pop-punk poser. oh yeah. i need to meet people who want to be in my crab club. we love our crabs, bitch.

Music:

The Smashing Pumpkins, Travis, Built to Spill, The Beatles, Coldplay, Nirvana, The Doors, Rooney, Billy Joel, Simon and Garfunkel, The Strokes, Clifford Brown, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Dave Brubeck, Stevie Wonder

Movies:

Fight Club, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Buffalo '66, Gladiator, The Lord of the Rings, Office Space, Adaptation, The Dark Crystal, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Ring, The Ladykillers

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, House of Leaves, A Clockwork Orange, The Lord of the Rings

Heroes:

Louis Armstrong, Billy Corgan, Clifford Brown, Holden Caulfield, Jack (the Pumpkin King)

My Blog

you should read these things because then you'll know just how kick-ass i am, my friend

hey i know that nobody reads these things. but what the hell i guess that's not really the point now is it. i know that i don't use proper sentence structure, but that's just the way things have to ...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

concerning salt

i feel so lonely recently. i know i'm safe because nobody ever reads these things. anyway, i don't do anything with my friends anymore. the time i spend with them seems empty. i don't know if it's...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

haha eric you so funny.

hey guys. remember that one time when we found devin's gay porn over at kyle's house? and that dude had like the crazy huge sack-down-to-your-knees thing going on. that was not an ordinary day for ...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

eric is exciting and fun

hey its halloween and i don't know what i'm doing tonight yet. sad. last night i played with the marching band at the football game and my gloves were soaking wet. so damn cold. i like the cold, b...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

odors anybody?

hey i just wanted to say that i'm here at byu today and my armpits are wet and there's nothing in the world to do about it. seriously. and in a knit shirt, too. sonuvabitch.
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate school with the fiery energy of a thousand nicotine patches.
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i broke up with jessie today. feeling quite a bit better. wow. ever since the semester started i've been hanging out with my friends less and less. it makes me sad. i don't go out at night very m...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

beh

me and jessie talked, and i guess we're staying together for the time being. anyway... my best friend in the whole world, liz, was going to come and see me over spring break, but then i realized that...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

journal

hey i used to keep a journal all the time. i'd carry around this little composition notebook in my backpack. you know like the kind where the pages are all sewn inside so they don't ever fall out. ...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST