RAAAAWWWRRRR GIVE ME THINGS. |
RAAAAWWRRRR.
THE TIME OF CHRISTMAS IS NEARLY UPON US.
I DEMAND MANY PRESENTS.
PREFERABLY FRESH MEAT FOR MY EVER GROWING APPITITE.
and a Rod Stewart album or two....
Posted by Horatio on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:41:00 PST |
RAAAWWRRR BRING BACK THE URCHINS |
I HAD A FINE TIME ON MONDAY SHARING A STAGE WITH THOSE LOVABLE ROGUES THE HALO EFFECT.
SITTING ON THE AMP WAS DELIGHTFUL I SAY
IF ONLY MY BACKGROUND GROWLING WAS AUDIBLE. I ADDED A SENSE OF HARDCORE M...
Posted by Horatio on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 09:15:00 PST |
RAAAAAWWWRRRR I AM LEAVING |
LEAVING BARKINGSIDE
FOR READING UNIVERSITY
WHERE I WILL FIND MANY MORE VICTIMS FOR MY UNIQUE BRAND OF HAIRY BLOODLUST.
BID ME FAREWELL AND KISS MY FEET...
Posted by Horatio on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 04:40:00 PST |
RAAAWWRR I'M GOING ON HOLIDAY |
RAAAAWWWRRRRR
I'm going to have a beargasmic time in Cornwall.
Where I can spill much more innocent blood than I could have ever dreamed....
Posted by Horatio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
RAAAAWWWRR FOR I HAVE BAD NEWS. |
BAD NEWS INDEED.
Sadly I have sustained an injury.
There is a tear in my sexually furry side, possibly a result of too much Lambrini and drunken antics.
I will be out of action for a few days while t...
Posted by Horatio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
DO MY INFERNAL QUIZ MERE MORTALS. |
Who are you?
Are we friends?
If so have we ever fallen out?
WHY?
When and how did we meet?
Do you have a crush on me?
Would you kiss me?
Give me a nickname and explain why you pic...
Posted by Horatio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
RAAAWWWRRR I FEEL RAGE |
I am angered to the very core of my being.
My claws are blunt, and my fur has lost its shine from all the coatings of innocent blood of victims I have slain with nothing but my paws and a pickaxe o...
Posted by Horatio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
RAAWWWRRR, Any Requests? |
Raaawwwr.
As you can see I'm feeling rather jubilant this evening. Oh yes indeed.
If you want to see me in a number of highly sexual poses, do leave a comment with what you would like to see m...
Posted by Horatio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Yo yo homies |
I've arrived here on Myspace, and I'm a-lookin' for looooove.
Thats right, ladies, I want your sex
Posted by Horatio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
