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Betty Machete

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About Me

There's not too much too me I'd guess. I like to go have fun just like anyone else. I like to drink Wild Turkey and hang out with my friends. I'm vegan, I like movies and music, and reading isn't too bad either. I LOVE GREEN VEGETABLES! Green beans, peas, kale, broccoli, spinach, edamame, brussel sprouts, asparagus, you name it. I LOVE THEM.
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My Interests

Music, reading, hanging with friends, drinking, cooking, sleeping THIS STUFF!

I'd like to meet:

I don't really like to meet people. I hate being in big crowds or anywhere there's a lot of people. I do like the occasional concert or what not, but generally, I'd like to sit around with a few friends watching a movie or having drinks. Sometimes, I do go out to the clubs, but you'll see me hanging out on the side... most likely getting tipsy. Once tipsy, I'll dance like a retard :) Oh yeah and this guy

Music:

I listen to all different stuff and if I were to list it, it would just get ridiculous.

Movies:

Netflix is good. Otherwise, I LOVE horror movies and documentaries. Schindler's List and Braindead top the list. I love Layer Cake

Television:

Penn & Teller Bullshit!, South Park, Mythbusters, Little Britain or other BBC America shows, or anything that will expand my brain.

Books:

I just acquired a bunch of books of many different genres so I will be busy for a while. I'm pretty fond of political satire or biographies.

Heroes:

Individuals and free thinkers. I know I'm one.

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My Blog

Fuck you sickness!!

So, I don't know how this happened, but I totally got sick over the weekend.  Joe brought me some stuff from the store around 10:15 or so and when I took my temperature it was 103.6!!!  WTF ...
Posted by Betty Machete on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:27:00 PST

I know I'm vegan, but fuck that goose!

This goose decided to get on top of my car at work and take a huge shit.  Yea that's fine cuz I could wash it off, but then it scratched the roof of my car too!  For fuck sake! Seriously!&nb...
Posted by Betty Machete on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:46:00 PST

Why are most old men so creepy!?

Last night Mike, Anthony and I were at Peach's in Yellow Springs when an old man came up to me asking if my tattoos were REAL.  Seriously, why would I just DRAW on myself?  That would be stu...
Posted by Betty Machete on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:01:00 PST

Cervical Cryotherapy

So, Monday I'm going to have that done.  I'm tired of doctors poking at my lady parts.  I mean, this shit runs in my family, so I guess I should never rule it out.BlahThis site is good for r...
Posted by Betty Machete on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:31:00 PST

meow!

That's Himmel Beaugt das Mutige!  Yes, I know he looks annoyed, but he wasn't ...
Posted by Betty Machete on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:29:00 PST

New addition!

So, I've had LiLi das Bezaubernde (the adorable) for about 2 years now, so I figured I should get her a friend.Himmel Beaugt das Mutige (sky eyes the bold) is his name.  He's older than she by ab...
Posted by Betty Machete on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

If it ain't one thing, it's another

Today I watched The Illusionist.  As soon as it was over, I got up to turn off the dvd player receiver thing and I FRIED IT.  Stupid static!  So, now I have no more surround soundDAMN I...
Posted by Betty Machete on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST

Stupid Sarah McLachlan!!!

Ok, so I know I've "blogged" a lot today, but I just saw a commercial for the ASPCA and it made me cry.  It showed a bunch of abused animals and kitties/doggies with their eyes missing and all th...
Posted by Betty Machete on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:42:00 PST

These dreams go on when I close my eyes..

Thursday night: I was driving my bosses car (but it was really this other guy I know) and then they told everyone to get on this flat bed (that was made out of heavy chain link) that was going across ...
Posted by Betty Machete on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST

What is with my damn dreams!?

I had a dream I was dating John Cena (puke!) and I had a little white dog.  For some reason, it was like we were in England like... 1800s and I was wearing this big white skirt and the wind was b...
Posted by Betty Machete on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:57:00 PST