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About Me

Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop to drink.

My Interests

I like lots of things. Sandwiches and red wine are very nice. (often together)

I'd like to meet:

heroes and scapegoats

Music:

Radiohead, Portishead, Rufus Wainwright, U2, Tom Waits, Tori Amos, Poe, Elvis Costello, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Beck, The Cure, Duran Duran, Garbage, Nina Simone, Billie Holliday, Bill Withers, Al Greene, Leonard Cohen, metric, muse, Jem, bright eyes, Beck, David Bowie, The Police/Sting, postal service, the Cars... and various rock, classical, and other GOOD music

Movies:

Shaun of the DEAD, Hellboy, Underworld,Amelie, The Godfather, Miller's Crossing, Amedeus, Office Space, Mystery Men, Boondock Saints, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Charade, Philadelphia Story, The Big Sleep, Casablanca, Maltese Falcon, La Strada, Army of Darkness

Television:

there is alot of good television. there is way more bad television.i don't like those odds. I also don't "play" the lottery

Books:

Surely you're joking mr. feynman, Me talk pretty one day, Cyrano De Bergerac, Dress to Kill (Eddie Izzard) The Machinery's Handbook

My Blog

food

Dear blog......Breck makes good food. amen-
Posted by Bill on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:22:00 PST

zombies

What is the greatest threat that we face in these times? The answer is simply, A ZOMBIE EPIDEMIC! In all of the great zombie films, they start after the situation has already become serious. Not when...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST

hobbies

I have just realized that i have hobbies. Up to this point, i did not realize that they are hobbies. However, i don't want to call them obsessions, so they are hobbies. (in no particular order)#1) Cut...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:42:00 PST

biscuit-death

I have had a vision of my own death. I don't know exactly when it will happen. But i am pretty sure that i am going to die of a massive heart-attack induced by the shock of opening a tube of Pillsbury...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

money well spent

There are certain things that don't cost much and are more than worth the money spent on them. Here is an incomplete list:1) Windshield wiper blades.It really isn't worth driving around with shitty wi...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:57:00 PST

your face HERE

I think that it would be funny to pick someone from myspace that i don't know, put their picture on a t-shirt, and wear it around until i bump into that person. It should be someone who lives in...
Posted by Bill on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 12:22:00 PST

remains

As the planet become more and more crowded, space continues to become less available than it used to be. For that reason, we should look to more alternatives to burial as one's final resting place. Al...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 07:46:00 PST

steam-powered alarm clock

back in the days of steam powered alarm clocks, people had no trouble getting up in the morning. If the shrieking whistle didn't wake you up, the fear of the steam jets that burn you if you sleep thro...
Posted by Bill on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:44:00 PST

sketchy

I just raised an important and dangerous question. Which was better... The Kids in the Hall or Mr SHow? I love both so much i don't think that i could every say that one is better than the other, but ...
Posted by Bill on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 03:28:00 PST

collins night

collins night was a success. We polished off two bottles of gin. (that equals a whole lot of collins..ssss) A good time was had (hopefully) by all. I am sure that there will be some more of these befo...
Posted by Bill on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:07:00 PST