Lance the Funky Voice Artist

About Me

I'm so busy now days with going to school 3 days and work 3 days. Going to school for Graphic Design, and a bit of Voice Acting. I do some fairly funky voices that I feel would work really well in the animation industry, but not so good in reality. As for my illustrative skills, I can do cartoonish styles really well, but suck at realism. I mean if I wanted to do realism, I'd take a camera and take a picture.

My Interests

Graphic Design, animation, cartoons, voice acting, drawing, Photoshop, Illustrator, Toon Boom Studio, Animation:Master, Flash, Audacity, RapidWeaver.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has the talent to draw, and has a creative imagination. Those that can do a cartoon style like those found in the Sunday comics and animated TV shows geared towards younger audiences as well as a general audience. Also Illustrators for comic books, children's books and other graphic design works. Also, Voice Actors (and actresses), music composers and artists, and Story Writers.

Someday, I'd really like to meet a music composer that can develop music similar to this:

Music:

Jazz, Smooth Jazz, Anime, Soundtracks.

Movies:

Care Bears - Journey to Joke-a-lot, I Am Legend.

Television:

Cartoons: Fairly Odd Parents, Skunk Fu, Spongebob Squarepants.
Live Action: Dirty Jobs, Modern Marvels, How it's Made.

Heroes:

Eri: Let's fight the evil aliens!

Stanley Meyer - Inventor of the Hydrogen Fuel Cell

My Blog

Seriously looking into Voice Work

Okay so the deal is, I feel I have great potential to be doing voice over work. Maybe even voice acting. But my time is consumed by work and school and homework, and thus have very little time to prac...
Posted by Lance the Funky Voice Artist on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:30:00 PST

Funky Aliens get new Blog site

Recently I decided to start a new blog specifically for my Funky Aliens characters, which can be found at funkyaliens.blogspot.comI want to use this method for announcing any and all updates on the de...
Posted by Lance the Funky Voice Artist on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:03:00 PST

Poetry on being a Cancer

I'm feeling a bit poetic right now, so I just whipped this up moments ago. So here's a little poetry on being a Cancer...I, am a Cancer, a crab.With a protective exoskeleton,to protect my juicy center...
Posted by Lance the Funky Voice Artist on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:09:00 PST

The Borg and Islam

For those of you who've ever watched the Star Trek series, you know about the Borg. There seems to be some significant similarities between the Borg and the religion of Islam.The Borg intro is the sta...
Posted by Lance the Funky Voice Artist on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:30:00 PST

New website tools

As you may or may not know, I have a website at lanceitp.com as well as a sub-domain for my Funky Aliens. 2 days ago the program I use, RapidWeaver, came out with the latest version 4.0 (Leopard only)...
Posted by Lance the Funky Voice Artist on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:57:00 PST

Boycott Chiquita!!

On Sunday's CBS "60 Minutes," Steve Kroft suggested that the American-based Chiquita Banana company was in league with Colombian terrorist groups after paying extortion money to such groups to protect...
Posted by Lance the Funky Voice Artist on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:14:00 PST

Apps and Games

Okay so I guess MySpace has come out with these web based "Apps" as they're called. I looked through the many Apps and tried a few out. One was a Jobs App which is supposed to show you available jobs ...
Posted by Lance the Funky Voice Artist on Wed, 14 May 2008 04:54:00 PST

Alternative Fuel Sources

We all know Big Oil wants us (the U.S.) to spend $250 billion a year on foreign oil. So hearing about these alternatives would threaten their business. Some of these alternatives could ultimately put ...
Posted by Lance the Funky Voice Artist on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:20:00 PST

My new Blue Snowball!

Well it took a while but I finally got my Blue Snowball USB Microphone. I ordered it from a site called MacFriends.com almost 3 weeks ago, and soon after I found out they were "out of stock" for that ...
Posted by Lance the Funky Voice Artist on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:08:00 PST

Seebiwy - Rollerblading

After I started listening to my new CD, it was so upbeat that I decided to draw. Then bring that drawing into the computer, vectorize and color it. So here it is, Seebiwy swooping down a half pipe on ...
Posted by Lance the Funky Voice Artist on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST