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About Me

I'm bored and im pissed off and apparently my identity politics are fucking offensive. why is it a problem that i want my life rough and dirty and postmodern and ridiculous and QUEER?I am worth $1,980,500 on HumanForSale.comaccording to http://www.puritytest.net/ i am 30.4% pure.
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Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . You're practically too cool for words. You've got more indie rock knowledge in your pinky finger than Guided By Voices has songs! You went to your first Mudhoney concert when you were 14. You knew Green Day before they sold out to the masses. You can name every side project Lou Barlow has been in, complete with all album and song titles. You throw out words like "Thurston," "lo-fi," and "Kill Rock Stars." You wear jeans, old band tees, Converse. You hang with other gurus and people you can lord over. You're intelligent, but big-headed. Passionate, but hot-tempered. You will one day rule the earth.
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My Interests

www.actlab.utexas.edu/~emscheer,film, surrealism, postmodern performative gender identity theory, screenprinting, sewing clothes n quilts, bein a promo ho, art n fashion shows with free booze, 4:20, plotting to be a model, learning to play an instrument?, writing, remembering how to walk in heels, being a drunken cunt n falling all over 6th st.

I'd like to meet:

your family.

Music:

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar genius, with equal passion for the most degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Codefuck it. i don't need to list "the 150 bands". i like old school punk. and middle school punk. my cutoff for when it got real shitty is somewhere around 1995. i like most dyke music that has more than a girl and her guitar. electro trash, queercore, new wave... i like any kind of silliness that IS NOT JAZZ... i respect the idea behind jazz, i just dont want to listen to it. i like almost any other kind of music. anything but r&b n smooth jazz. and incredibly ridiculous hardcore.

Movies:

Terrorist She Freaks of Texas, Bitch! and left to my own devices i watch terrible faggotry like Star Wars, Legally Blond, Wan Fu and Priscilla Queen of the Desert. also John Waters, Primary Colors (John Travolta does Bill Clinton so good), by hook or by crook, fear and loathing, drop dead georgous, freeway, rocky horror, monty python....

Television:

i only have fox now. but i have a huge heart boner for jack bauer.

Books:

Free Culture, Please Kill Me, Lipstick Traces, In a Queer Place and Time, Primary Colors, The Trouble With Normal, too many more...

My Blog

how crunk are you?

Crunk Quiz - Hoodia...
Posted by stickyfingers on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:39:00 PST

happy birthday to me!

i got another black band tshirt. i've been wondering if i should change up my rather predictable wardrobe, but this was too good. had to do it. it's the Dead Boys first album. besides, i keep things i...
Posted by stickyfingers on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST

hahahaha

woah i spend way too much time on the internet. i am addicted to the quizzes. ..> The PlaystationRandom Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf) Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are Th...
Posted by stickyfingers on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:18:00 PST

so tired

i just fell asleep sitting up at my desk. the fog horn in the story i was listening to on npr woke me up. what can i say, i've been having too much fun to sleep. for those of you that didnt talk to m...
Posted by stickyfingers on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST

if yr gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

or stay the hell away from me. because opening your idiot mouth is bad form. speaking of which, i'd like to add to the list of things that are Bad Form: 1) private profiles....
Posted by stickyfingers on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:27:00 PST

Zodiac

ooooooooooooh. i saw it before you Les. course, i was in the front row... so it was kind of distorted. with Jake im always a boyscout Gyllenhall, Chloe i play ugly so good Sevigny, Robert so wha...
Posted by stickyfingers on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:18:00 PST

jack bauer power hour

i dont care who says its a neocon fetishization of james bond! i continue to be completely riveted. of course, what really surprises me is the quick response time of the LAPD. thats the least realisti...
Posted by stickyfingers on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

fucking government

so i got my christmas bonus and the government took more than a third of it. aaaaaaaaaand so i thought i'd make myself feel better by looking at how big my tax return would be. wrong answe...
Posted by stickyfingers on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST

puppy love

i feel really bad for not going to cody's wedding. it just would have been hard. i mean, it was hard for me to go to harmony's wedding and if she hadn't called and told me she really wanted me there i...
Posted by stickyfingers on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:34:00 PST

oklahomo

it was relatively uneventful... i mean, besides the requisit events. drove into okc, drove to cleveland oklahoma, ate turkey and saw the poor ugly babies my uncle had, drove back, went to shawnee and ...
Posted by stickyfingers on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:30:00 PST