Bus stop! |
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot hi...
Posted by Sara on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:25:00 PST |
A joy to be married? |
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha a...
Posted by Sara on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:44:00 PST |
Think before you become a banker :o) |
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money...
Posted by Sara on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:18:00 PST |
Dagens lagar och regler! |
Enligt dagens lagstiftare och byråkrater borde de av oss, som var barn på 60-talet, 70-talet, och tidigt 80-tal inte ha överlevt.- Våra barnsängar var målade med blybaserad färg.- Vi hade inga barnsäk...
Posted by Sara on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 11:19:00 PST |
Strangers on a train |
A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. "I will ask you a question and if you get it ...
Posted by Sara on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST |
Baby anyone?? |
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon...
Posted by Sara on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:11:00 PST |
Stop Police! |
These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations."If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.""The handcuffs are tight because they're new. The...
Posted by Sara on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:54:00 PST |
Doggy! |
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked. "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother. "What does that mean?" asked the child. Embarrassed and not wan...
Posted by Sara on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:10:00 PST |
Perfect couple? |
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfe...
Posted by Sara on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST |
Ung?!?! |
Tror du att du är ung? Glöm det! När ni läser detta förstår ni varför &De som tar studenten i år är 19 år och:De vet inte vilka Bröderna Herrey var. De tror att A-Teens skrivit alla sina låtar själva....
Posted by Sara on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:47:00 PST |
