IF YOU KNOW ME THEN...ILL BE IN COLORADO THIS WEEK

About Me

you can suck my dick when theres no one else to help me lol you can wax my weisel and go down and choak on me lol you are very gay you take it in the back of the barn in the hey just about every other day cause you are such a queer get the fuck out of here and take it in the damn rear. cause you are so gay and youlll never get layed unless its pay day lol niggaspeace and im going to be burried six feet under and face down so the whole world can just kiss my ass
Name: THE PRESIDENT
Birthdate: OLD ENOUGH TO DO WHATEVER I WANT
Birthplace: YOUR MOMS ASS
Current Location: FUCK IF I KNOW
Eye Color: BLUE BABY!!
Hair Color: O YEAH BLONDE
Height: TALLER THAN YOU
Piercings: OMG YES I HAVE 5
Tatoos: O I CANT WAIT TIL I DO
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: O FUCK YEAH IM IN LOVE WITH SAMMANTHA DANNIELLE KLATKA
Overused Phraze: POOP
FAVORITES
Food: MAC N CHEESE-(IF YOU FEEL ME?)
Candy: GUMMY THINGS
Number: 986416856586895655986541684689468941614721367489615879613487 536459873265913618739619387
Color: RED
Animal: WOLF
Drink: MOUNTAIN DEW
Alcohol Drink: JD N COKE
Bagel: WHAT THE FUCK?
Letter: SEX
Body Part on Opposite sex: DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK!!!! ITS ALL ABOUT THAT ASS BABY
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: COKE AND WEED
McDonalds or BurgerKing: FUCK BOTH ID RATHER GO TO SUBWAY OR QUIZNOS
Strawberry or Watermelon: OOO IDK
Hot tea or Ice tea: ICE TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla FUCK IT WHY NOT BOTH?
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: COFFEE
Kiss or Hug: O ILL DO MORE THAN THAT...
Dog or Cat: CAT
Rap or Punk: RAP
Summer or Winter: SUMMER
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: BOTH
Love or Money: LOVE ANY FUCKIN DAY!!!!
YOUR...
Bedtime: IM AN ADULT
Most Missed Memory: MY GIRLFRIEND AND I OCTOBER 21 2004
Best phyiscal feature: MY PENIS
First Thought Waking Up: MY PENIS
Goal for this year: WOW GOOD QUESTIOIN...STAY SOBER HAVE A CONSTANT JOB AND BE A GOOD FATHER!!!
Best Friends: SAMMANTHA DANNIELLE KLATKA
Weakness: MY HATE
Fears: BEING ALONE
Heritage: HAHAHAHAHAHA IRISH BITCH
Longest relationship: IM IN IT RIGHT NOW
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: HAHA YEAH
Ever Smoked: STILL DO :(
Pot: MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW
Ever been Drunk: OFF MY ASS AND INTO A DITCH YES!
Ever been beaten up: O YEAH I HAVE HAD MY SHIT ROCKED A COUPLE OF TIMES
Ever beaten someone up: YES
Ever Shoplifted: O FUCK YEAH!!
Ever Skinny Dipped: DRUNK OFF MY ASS
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: YEAH YOUR MOM LIKE 2349876324789698723456 TIMES
Been Dumped Lately: SADLY TES BUT WE ARE BACK TOGATHER
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: BLUE
Favorite Hair Color: BLONDE
Short or Long: LONG
Height: SHORTER THAN ME
Style: UNIQUE
Looks or Personality: UNIQUE
Hot or Cute CUTE
Drugs and Alcohol: NOT ANY MORE
Muscular or Really Skinny: EEWWWW THEY HAVE TO HAVE SOME WIEGHT
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: NONE
What country do you want to Visit: ICELAND
How do you want to Die: JUNPING OVER DEAD BODIES AT THE WHITE HOUSE CAUSE I KILLED OUR PRESIDENT
Been to the Mall Lately: FUCK NO I AM NOT A FUCKIN PREP
Do you like Thunderstorms: SURE
Get along with your Parents: LETS NOT GO THERE
Health Freak: YES
Do you think your Attractive: IN A WAY... MY PERSONALITY!
Believe in Yourself: YES
Want to go to College: BEEN THERE
Do you Smoke: YES SADLY:(
Do you Drink: YES
Shower Daily: YES
Been in Love: I AM RIGHT NOW AND I LOVE IT!!
Do you Sing: WHEN IM ALONE
Want to get Married: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Do you want Children: PROUD PARENT RIGHT HERE!!
Have your future kids names planned out: O YEAH BABY
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: TOOOOO LATE
Hate anyone: YES BUT WHO IS THE REAL QUESTION
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Layout made by xkillxmexgentlyx

My Interests

ANYTHING I WANT TO DO I DO NO MATTER WHAT NOONE SAYS!!!!!" THIS IS FO MY NIGGAS!~~~when you bumb my shit~ keep your joints lit~ just kick back and have a sit~ ill pass you da bong and let you take a rip~ cause i b carian dat bomb weed~ sick ass arab bud that make yo eyes bleed~ the shit without stems and seeds~ get ya so high all you see is green~ kick back and take a sip of my lean~ fo all da bitches you know ill make you cream~ make you crave it even in your dreams~ the shit i rip is so ubseen~ ill neva be seen~ one minut im here the otha im not~ cause i got plenty of flows to drop~ gotta keep the spot hot~thas rightim the boss right here~ sayin what ever i wont without a fuckin care~ now so drink a beer~ say a fuckin cheer~ alright peeps im outta here~~~~~~CKilla Ninja Wut The President~~~~thas my shit nigga dont test me! BITCH!!!"

I'd like to meet:

ALL MY MOTHA FUCKIN CLOWNS!IM THE COLDEST~ THE REALLIST ~ ILLEST ~ MOTHA FUCKIN MC~ WIT A PHAT SACK ~ HOLDEN UP MY B~ CAUSE ILL BUST A CKrab IN DA LIP~ AND LET THE TRUE COULA DRIP~ YOU CANT RIP MY SHIT~ YOU FAKE ASS PUSSY ~ YOU MAKE ME SICK~ SO SUCK A DICK~ YOU AINT A CKrab~ YOU A FUCKIN BITCH ~ SO GO AHEAD AND REP~ ILL KILL YOU AND YA WHOLE SET~ NIGGA IM TOTALLY INSANE~ I KILL YOU ALL JUST THE SAME~ PIMP SMACK YOU UP AND MAKE YO BITCH GIMME SOME BRAIN~ SO THROW UP THE BLUE~ DO IT NIGGA AND ILL SHOOT YOU~ THOW UP YA KID AND SHOOT HIM TOO~ THEN ILL TURN AROUND AND STAB YO MOM~ TIE YOU IN A CHAIR AND STRP YOU WIT A BOMB~ THROW YOU IN THE STREET AND YELL SADAM~ YO THIS SHITS FREESTYLED~ BUCKWYLED~ THIS SHIT WAS SPIT WIT MY SPIT ~ SO DONT TRY AND TAKE MY SHIT~NIGGA ILL FUCK YOU UP BITCH STEP TO DIS NIGGA~~~~~~~CKILLA NINJA WUT THE MOTHA FUCKIN PRESIDENT!!!!~~~~~~~~BITCH

Music:

TECH N9NE! ICP! BLAZE YA DEAD! SHAGGY 2 DOPE! IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE BEST LISTEN TO THE FUCKIN LYRICS CAUSE ITS FUCKIN TRUE NIGGA!IM THE COLDEST~ THE REALLIST ~ ILLEST ~ MOTHA FUCKIN MC~ WIT A PHAT SACK ~ HOLDEN UP MY B~ CAUSE ILL BUST A CKrab IN DA LIP~ AND LET THE TRUE COULA DRIP~ YOU CANT RIP MY SHIT~ YOU FAKE ASS PUSSY ~ YOU MAKE ME SICK~ SO SUCK A DICK~ YOU AINT A CKrab~ YOU A FUCKIN BITCH ~ SO GO AHEAD AND REP~ ILL KILL YOU AND YA WHOLE SET~ NIGGA IM TOTALLY INSANE~ I KILL YOU ALL JUST THE SAME~ PIMP SMACK YOU UP AND MAKE YO BITCH GIMME SOME BRAIN~ SO THROW UP THE BLUE~ DO IT NIGGA AND ILL SHOOT YOU~ THOW UP YA KID AND SHOOT HIM TOO~ THEN ILL TURN AROUND AND STAB YO MOM~ TIE YOU IN A CHAIR AND STRP YOU WIT A BOMB~ THROW YOU IN THE STREET AND YELL SADAM~ YO THIS SHITS FREESTYLED~ BUCKWYLED~ THIS SHIT WAS SPIT WIT MY SPIT ~ SO DONT TRY AND TAKE MY SHIT~NIGGA ILL FUCK YOU UP BITCH STEP TO DIS NIGGA~~~~~~~CKILLA NINJA WUT THE MOTHA FUCKIN PRESIDENT!!!!~~~~~~~~BITCH

Movies:

ANTI bush ANYTHING

Television:

TV FOR QUIERS AND POLITITIONS/MURDERERS

Books:

I GRADUATED I DONT NEED TO READ I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL

Heroes:

MEAs I look around don't see a thing or hear a soundSilence takes over my mind and my heart starts to pound It's like a ghost-town lonliness bringing me down I went from ounces to pounds big smiles to frownsAnd I'm wondering why I'm the only one left like the ground took our souls in an act of theftI call my brothers cell phone but nobodies home theres not a person on the streets so somthing is wrongTime to load the chrome and hit the streets & roam trying to think of reasons why the people are goneWoke up in the limozine under the sun empty bottles & bags of weed more than oneI must of past out as I relaxed in the back but I remember people with me the limo was packedThen It Turned BlackI opened my eyes half dazed to a secluded world it's so crazed that I'm amazedI hope it's just a strange phase for a couple of days try to contact my parents and all my people I pagedBut no response is all I get all alone is how I sit I wonder if satan paid a visit and I survived it?