Show some love!
Every Womans Desire:
"...the desires to be loved, respected, and desired by another person..."
A good woman is hard to find, so we must give her everything she deserves...
Place me like a seal over your heart, or like a seal on your arm. For love is as strong as death, and its jealousy is as enduring as the grave. Love flashes like fire, the brightest kind of flame. Many waters cannot quench love; neither can rivers drown it. If a man tried to buy love with everything he owned, his offer would be utterly despised.
Ahh, such passion. This passage doesnt describe the lust of a one-night-stand, but the love of a lifetime...
My Little Bit of Love...
When all the songs are over
and all the words been said
The sun grows dim across the sky
and the world prepares for bedI oft can take a moment now
to view the sky above
and whisper God a simple prayer
to thank him for your loveWhen all the songs are over
and all the words been said
The sun grows dim across the sky
and the world prepares for bedI oft can take a moment now
to view the sky above
and whisper God a simple prayer
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