coffee, cigarettes, The Mooninites, Thaddeus Brimley, gin, shitty movies, falling to sleep at dawn, Slavs, pterodactyls, personal fouls, stereotypes, oppressors, failed experiments, phenomena, ravioli, boomboxes, vaginas, tyrants, tyrants with vaginas, myths, the apocalypse, moonlight, Bazooka Jesus, mediocrity, the vainglorious, pant-wetting displays/acts/people of awesomeness, gin & juice, gin & anything, my pending membership into the Wu-Tang Clan
m.i.a., radiohead, the walkmen, mf doom, tokyo police club, el-p, justice, lcd soundsystem, cadence weapon, aesop rock, futureheads, arctic monkeys, rosebuds, neutral milk hotel, the rapture, klaxons, animal collective, panda bear, crystal castles, simian mobile disco, blur, kid606, !!!, feist, broken social scene, wu-tang clan, ghostface killah, keith sweat, bel biv devoe, blood red shoes, bloc party, horrors, cat power, gil mantera's party dream, patrick wolf, liars, everly brothers, of montreal, atmosphere, mclusky, diplo, interpol, patsy cline, beck, battles, squarepusher, aphex twin, plaid, spoon
weekend at bernie's, bill and ted's excellent adventure, police academy, stop or my mom will shoot, men at work, turner and hooch, speed, laser mission, alone in the dark, breakin' 2: electric boogaloo
pron?
machiavelli, voltaire, kafka, huxley, camus, murakami, bukowski, vonnegut, plath, anything that makes me feel smarter by making me feel like an ignorant, undereducated anushole
Caius Caligula, Commodus, Charlemagne, Charles Martel, Caesar, Clovis-basically any egocentric, narcissistic, divinely chosen emperor/ruler/public figure who has been dead for at least 2 years