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Ole' Lady Brownbean

I asked for water and she give me gasoline.

About Me

I'm not a hippie, I'm a bum.

My Interests

Creating found art work. Playing my guitar. Writing. Singing. Earning my bread. Learning new gospel songs. Climbing. Anything. Especially you.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with spare change or food.

Music:

Everything from Blind Willie to Blind Lemon. Everything from Buddy Guy to Muddy Waters. Everything from Ma Rainey to Mama Thornton. Everyone from Bessie to Janis, Johnson to King, Leadbelly to Guthrie, Black Gospel choirs to the Carter Family. Oldies but goodies. Anything before 1950.

Movies:

The Big L, But I'm a Cheerleader, Welcome to the Dollhouse.

Television:

Rots your brain.

Books:

Now it's User's Guide to the Brain, Sinner's Guide to the Evangelical Right, and Haunted. All of which are amazing and should be read by everyone.

Heroes:

Nick Hoffman, Kahlo, Ashley and Jess (my sisters), and any other underdog.From Jessica:things i likecell phones, kitsch, rum, fast food,people who are picky about food, people who don't like food items because of their textures, people who count the times i say "like" during presentations, people who snarl or yell at me for smoking, people who can't take criticisms of capitalism/the usa/the war/the military/religion without branding the dissenter as an extremist, people who say "i like all types of music except rap and/or country", people who can't tolerate longwindedness, people who don't understand that we are all hypocrites,checking my email, knowing what time/day/year it is,the sense of entitlement, short attention spans, grudges, classism and all other similar -isms, privilege, jokes that aren't jokes, compliments that aren't compliments, the fast pace of capitalism, brand labels on clothing, the fact that people hardly hand write things anymore,my mood swings, my tendency to overanalyze everything, my tendency to be judgemental.

My Blog

All hail the unholy!

I talked the bank out of charging me over a hundred dollars today. HA!They apologized and explained they had a "system error".I'll show you a system error.Because I have plenty. Anyway.My legs are bea...
Posted by Ole' Lady Brownbean on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:31:00 PST

It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity.

-MLK Jr.Line-oleum's gone for a month. It saddened me, but unsaddened me when I thought of all she's going to learn while she's away.I shall go to Nelsonville next weekend with Nick to visit Di. And t...
Posted by Ole' Lady Brownbean on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:36:00 PST

We accept her! One of us!

I want to write a novel. I want to play music in places for people.I want people to connect with my art.I want recognition.But until then, I'll keep writing, playing, painting to myself.I found a tabl...
Posted by Ole' Lady Brownbean on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:16:00 PST

Drowning your cats waiting for a bus.

Finding two passed out homeless on a park bench, sitting there together, upright, heads on the table, mouths open drool pooling on their elbows, bags beside them, signs waiting to be written, unshaven...
Posted by Ole' Lady Brownbean on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:22:00 PST

Azadeh

translated from Farsi, means "free". What is highly odd about that, is that I once, ignorantly, named a caged bird Azadeh (one of the doves).I am weak. I am very weak and, much of the time, this world...
Posted by Ole' Lady Brownbean on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST

Little Hen Say "Cluck Cluck"

I murdered my toe yesterday.I found a bike lock the other day. I guessed the combination and STOLE THAT MUTHAFUCKA.I registered for classes today. Studies of Modern Art, of Late Modern Art, and Africa...
Posted by Ole' Lady Brownbean on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:32:00 PST

Death Scenes and Sex Machines

Two books I investgated while in a friend's house. Both self explanatory names. The first was a P.I.'s scrapbook, filled with everything from mugshots to photos of mutilated women to pictures of murde...
Posted by Ole' Lady Brownbean on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:47:00 PST

What Hannah Doesn't Know

Surely will not harm her.But that global warming will still fry the bulbous-gutted SUV drivers in McDonald's parking lots,and send them floating down the ocean that this land will become when the pola...
Posted by Ole' Lady Brownbean on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:39:00 PST

Stricken.

I have large sores all over my legs from poison ivy. The sun poisoning on my back went away. Poison is not a friend of mine.Unless it's booze. It's my friend. If you have booze, send me some.Otherwise...
Posted by Ole' Lady Brownbean on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:05:00 PST

The cunt was on a hunt to the front of a want.

So. I almost got myself killed today. I almost rode my bike into a car I totally saw coming. For some reason, things don't register immediately when it has to do with my life being on the line. I play...
Posted by Ole' Lady Brownbean on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:11:00 PST