goodbye CBGB.
A lady with the appropriate combination of attractiveness, intelligence, humor, style, sweetness and sarcasm. Maybe a girl with a weird hobby like fencing or something. Someone who'll help me quit smoking eventually. I'm done with spoiled rich girls and I certainly don't want a girl who goes "tanning." Don't wear fur cuz that's just lame. A dame who doesn't just want me for my money and all the glitz and glamour that comes with dating the Stimulation Robot. Someone who can kick my ass at Scrabble and Othello yeah that'd be cool. A girl with communist tendencies who still bathes regularly. Someone who doesn't listen to the radio or watch MTV. You can hate good music, you can hate all music, just don't listen to top 40 please. Ummm what else yeah someone who can cook me some sweet vegetarian meals or teach me how to cook them or something. A girl who'll share her black eyeliner with me. A broad who hates going to fancy restaurants, the beach too, diamonds as well. A girl with style, but not a girl who is in to fashion. You don't have to like Seinfeld, but you should at least respect it. The same thing goes with baseball. I'm all set with punk rock girls with headcases though if you play bass that's pretty hot. A girl who can makeIf you meet most of these requirements you could be the first girl Stimbot ever buys flowers for.
Goodbye Sleater Kinney.
Sleater Kinney, Guided By Voices, They Might Be Giants, The Mooney Suzuki, The Fluid,The Dead Kennedys, The Pattern, The Gossip, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, The Cure, The Smiths, The Ramones, The Clash, X-Ray Spex, Richard Hell, Sonic Youth, The Rezillos, The Rondelles, Helium, Mary Timony, Cock Sparrer, The Briefs, The Queers, The Vaselines, Nirvana, Mudhoney, The Fastbacks, Black Flag, Archers of Loaf, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, The Stooges, Tears For Fears, Echo and the Bunnymen,Beat Happening, Texas Terri Bomb, The Sleazies, Blank Tradition, Heavens to Betsty, The Tipsy Gypsies, Jonee Earthquake Band, Bratmobile, Babes In Toyland, The Slits, Radio America, old weezer, The Donnas, N.W.A, Eazy E, The Buzzcocks, Duran Duran, The MC5, Butt Trumpet, Poison, The Undertones, The Exploding Hearts, Red Invasion, ? and the Mysterians, The Sonics, old Beck, The Flamin' Groovies, The Moldy Peaches, Hole, Sahara Hotnights, The Rolling Stones, The Meat Puppets, Oasis, Imperial Teen, Yo La Tengo, The Revue!, Alice In Chains(yeah i'll admit it), Atari Teenage Riot
Donnie Darko, Clerks, Memento, The Warriors, Doom Generation, Singles, Mallrats, The Wedding Singer, St. Elmo's Fire, Chasing Amy, This is Spinal Tap, Beavis and Butthead do America, Return of The Killer Tomatoes, Pin, Butterfly Effect, Canibal the musical, Office Space, Heathers, History of the World Part 1,Don't Be a Menace in South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Rounders, Shawshank Redemption, Hotel Rwanda
Seinfeld!!!! South Park, Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Red Sox Baseball, Queer as Folk, Quantum Leap, Punky Brewster, The Twilight Zone, Wondershowzen, Atlanta Braves are no longer on TBS. That pisses me off.
"A Confederacy of Dunces" - John Kennedy O'Toole "Happiness TM" - Will Ferguson "1984" - George Orwell "Cheese Monkeys" - Chip Kidd "A guide through the American Class System" - Bill Fussel "The World According to Garp" - I forget "Fast Food Nation" - I forget "The Giver" - I forget "Chainletter", "Chainletter 2" - The literary master known as Christopher Pike. Choose your own adventure books 1-258
Kurt Cobain, Jello Biafra, Ralph Nader, Michael Moore, Taco Tom, George Costanza, Rich Gedman, Doug Mirabelli, The Angry Nintendo nerd, my dad.