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Stimbot

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About Me


I'm Stimbot. I play guitar for the Midnight Creeps. I also play second base for the Deathhawks in the Providence Charity Baseball League. I'm shy around people I don't know. Cheap girly wine is my drink of choice and I get made fun of constantly for it. I started smoking again. I spend all my money on .. poker. I hate shopping. I can't draw, paint, tie knots, or fix anything. I'm a Braves/Red Sox fan. I can't make decisions of any kind. I'll stare at a menu for 30 minutes without deciding on anything, and renting a movie with me? Forget it. I hate guns and know nothing about cars. I enjoy performing cunnilingus and read whatever books people recommend. I have a worthless Audio Production degree and am now avoiding the calls from the student loan companies. I can whip your ass in ping pong, table hockey (the one with the players,not air hockey) or Stratego. I've been a vegetarian for 10 fucking years and I really don't want to talk about it anymore. I haven't stopped listening to Nirvana in constant rotation after all these years. Kefka from Final Fantsasy VI is the most evil villian of all time. Seinfeld is the only television show worth watching. I believe that there should be a maximum wage instituted in this country, Pete Rose should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame, and that we should let the South secede from the Union. AIM-Madslurpee

My Interests

goodbye CBGB.

I'd like to meet:

A lady with the appropriate combination of attractiveness, intelligence, humor, style, sweetness and sarcasm. Maybe a girl with a weird hobby like fencing or something. Someone who'll help me quit smoking eventually. I'm done with spoiled rich girls and I certainly don't want a girl who goes "tanning." Don't wear fur cuz that's just lame. A dame who doesn't just want me for my money and all the glitz and glamour that comes with dating the Stimulation Robot. Someone who can kick my ass at Scrabble and Othello yeah that'd be cool. A girl with communist tendencies who still bathes regularly. Someone who doesn't listen to the radio or watch MTV. You can hate good music, you can hate all music, just don't listen to top 40 please. Ummm what else yeah someone who can cook me some sweet vegetarian meals or teach me how to cook them or something. A girl who'll share her black eyeliner with me. A broad who hates going to fancy restaurants, the beach too, diamonds as well. A girl with style, but not a girl who is in to fashion. You don't have to like Seinfeld, but you should at least respect it. The same thing goes with baseball. I'm all set with punk rock girls with headcases though if you play bass that's pretty hot. A girl who can makeIf you meet most of these requirements you could be the first girl Stimbot ever buys flowers for.

Music:

Goodbye Sleater Kinney. Sleater Kinney, Guided By Voices, They Might Be Giants, The Mooney Suzuki, The Fluid,The Dead Kennedys, The Pattern, The Gossip, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, The Cure, The Smiths, The Ramones, The Clash, X-Ray Spex, Richard Hell, Sonic Youth, The Rezillos, The Rondelles, Helium, Mary Timony, Cock Sparrer, The Briefs, The Queers, The Vaselines, Nirvana, Mudhoney, The Fastbacks, Black Flag, Archers of Loaf, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, The Stooges, Tears For Fears, Echo and the Bunnymen,Beat Happening, Texas Terri Bomb, The Sleazies, Blank Tradition, Heavens to Betsty, The Tipsy Gypsies, Jonee Earthquake Band, Bratmobile, Babes In Toyland, The Slits, Radio America, old weezer, The Donnas, N.W.A, Eazy E, The Buzzcocks, Duran Duran, The MC5, Butt Trumpet, Poison, The Undertones, The Exploding Hearts, Red Invasion, ? and the Mysterians, The Sonics, old Beck, The Flamin' Groovies, The Moldy Peaches, Hole, Sahara Hotnights, The Rolling Stones, The Meat Puppets, Oasis, Imperial Teen, Yo La Tengo, The Revue!, Alice In Chains(yeah i'll admit it), Atari Teenage Riot

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Clerks, Memento, The Warriors, Doom Generation, Singles, Mallrats, The Wedding Singer, St. Elmo's Fire, Chasing Amy, This is Spinal Tap, Beavis and Butthead do America, Return of The Killer Tomatoes, Pin, Butterfly Effect, Canibal the musical, Office Space, Heathers, History of the World Part 1,Don't Be a Menace in South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Rounders, Shawshank Redemption, Hotel Rwanda

Television:

Seinfeld!!!! South Park, Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Red Sox Baseball, Queer as Folk, Quantum Leap, Punky Brewster, The Twilight Zone, Wondershowzen, Atlanta Braves are no longer on TBS. That pisses me off.

Books:

"A Confederacy of Dunces" - John Kennedy O'Toole "Happiness TM" - Will Ferguson "1984" - George Orwell "Cheese Monkeys" - Chip Kidd "A guide through the American Class System" - Bill Fussel "The World According to Garp" - I forget "Fast Food Nation" - I forget "The Giver" - I forget "Chainletter", "Chainletter 2" - The literary master known as Christopher Pike. Choose your own adventure books 1-258

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain, Jello Biafra, Ralph Nader, Michael Moore, Taco Tom, George Costanza, Rich Gedman, Doug Mirabelli, The Angry Nintendo nerd, my dad.

My Blog

Who sucks harder?

Who is less funny - Carlos Mencia or Dane Cook?Place your bets.Personally I think a "comedian" could get up there and fart into a microphone for 20 minutes and be more funny than either of these two f...
Posted by Stimbot on Sat, 24 May 2008 09:03:00 PST

a formal goodbye

I must make note of the retiring of the chain that has been around my neck since 1998. It is broken, rusted and unusable. It's been 10 years since Mike Ryan gave me that chain. In the past decade I on...
Posted by Stimbot on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:27:00 PST

90’s

I saw a disturbing sight today. It said something to the tune of  "You must be born before Feb. 4th 1990 to buy tobacco products.""People born in the 90's can buy cigarettes now? That's bullshit....
Posted by Stimbot on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:59:00 PST

Guidos and Goblins screenshots!

Demo version will be downloadable soon!! ...
Posted by Stimbot on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:29:00 PST

old

You know you're getting old when they start retiring the rides you used to go on as a kid. Canobie Lake Park no longer has the Matterhorn(how could they?), Galaxie Coaster, Paratroopers, and Cosmojets...
Posted by Stimbot on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:46:00 PST

this is always fun

5 Years ago today: damn i can't believe this was 5 fucking years agoWed- I think this was the day I hung out with Jessie all day and we watched another godawful movie that she picked out. Was this the...
Posted by Stimbot on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:53:00 PST

Male Enhancement?

anyone else sick of Extenze commercials or am I the only one who watches comedy central at four in the morning?
Posted by Stimbot on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:16:00 PST

they don’t even want my sperm

www.spermbank.com just wanted to see if I could make a quick $1,100. The bastards only want sperm from you if you're over 5'9. 5'7 isn't good enough for them! They don't want my genes!. They want to ...
Posted by Stimbot on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:38:00 PST

Warning! Baseball related

The Braves have resigned Tom Glavine! I would now officially root for the Braves in a Red Sox/Braves world series. 
Posted by Stimbot on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:07:00 PST

the saddest day of the year.

the baseball season is over. Both the MLB and the PCB. The Red Sox are world series champions and the Deathhawks were the Rockies of the Providence Charity Baseball championship. I hate football. HA...
Posted by Stimbot on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:06:00 PST