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Goat Lord Goddess

Good and Evil can be found in the hearts of all

About Me


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random quotes from Bash.org...
"Mrs_Grima_Wormtongue~ My dad once said that we should just combine Hanukah, Groundhog Day and Easter. We spin the dreidl, and if it lands on "Nun" Jesus has to stay on the cross for 6 more weeks."
* Steve is suspicious of the one extremely off-colored Honey Comb cereal piece.
Steve~ This is, like, affirmative action cereal.
@Steve segregates and puts the darkie in the trash.
@Jsangspar~ it was a honeyCOON
zugz~ I can't stand people that preach, "Only God can judge" and yet simultaneously ridicule others for adultery, etc
zugz~ I don't know about what they believe, but my God wants me to get some."
Tremolo~ They tried to shove Christianity down my throat.
Zenith~ That's not where you're supposed to *shove* Christianity! Look at the priests! They know what they're doing.
hpr-vb6~ $2 bills own
Cracker..tv~ KEEP THE 2S!
LIQuid~ why?!
Cracker..tv~ take them to strip clubs when you get older... strippers dont look too hard and they think they're twenties!!!

. You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
Satanism


79%

Buddhism


71%

agnosticism


54%

atheism


54%

Hinduism


42%

Islam


38%

Paganism


33%

Judaism


17%

Christianity


13%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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I want bigger breastessess....and I am way too impatient to wait to be able to pay for it myself. Please make a donation here to help my cause. All donators will receive before and after photo's as well as a DVD copy of the procedure (upon request). I want to go from this....
to this...
so HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!! DONATE TODAY!

Awesome band. Check em out!
Arachnaphilia
My Precious Goat Lord. I had to put him on here somewhere. I miss you greatly and long to feel your growl at my throat again.
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Mo Duine, there are no words... ..
This is my "online" father, but has been more fatherly to me and caring and loving than either of my legal fathers. One of my oldest and dearest friends. He is how the entire online family began. I love you G'er. Always, thanks for everything.
" Pearls are the oldest known gem, and for centuries were considered the most valuable. So valuable that the Roman General Vitellius allegedly financed an entire military campaign with just one of his mother's Pearl earrings. Big deal, he had three drunken pals and they were using sticks!" ~ G'er
..For those of you that know me well, this is Igraine Kryanna VonHalson. Yes, it is a character pic. Click on her picture for a "treat". For those of you that don't know me, but want to know the story, you can either ask me, or check out my book if/when it's published.
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These are some of my kids from Rachel's sweet 16 birthday party. I took the picture with my new phone so it's not the best quality, but it's what's in the picture that matters. I Love you guys!!!!
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My Favorite Female Porn Stars BELLADONNA, JEANNA FINE and SUNSET THOMAS
Pride of the Goat Lord for over IOO years..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

"Submit to the present Evil lest a greater one befall you." ~ Phaedrus

"ADAMS APPLE, n. = A protuberance in the Throat of man, thoughtfully provided by Nature to keep the rope in place"

"FRAUD,n. = The life of commerce, the soul of religion, the bait of courtship and the basis of political power."
~Ambrose Bierce taken from The Devil's Dictionary

THIS SECTION IS DEDICATED TO MY BEAUTIFUL INTERNET CHILDREN. I truly adore my online family. (anyone is more than welcome to be my kids if you so desire...just ask)

My own personal biological HellSpawn. You are my world, you are my life. Without you I would be nothing. I love you more than you can ever know...


Amee...It is so awesome to finally have met you! You are as amazing in real life as you are online. Know that I am always here for you at anytime and always will be.

Dez-You are so very beautiful and I am so proud to have you as one of my "children". You've been absolutely great to me. I wish you the best once you start learning to pierce! That's too awesome.
Dawn, My Dawneepoo. You are the sweetest and most beautiful daughter a mother could hope for, both inside and out. I know I haven't had much of a chance to catch up with you as of late but you are always in my thoughts.


Chelsea...What can I say? You are one of the coolest, awesomest, funniest, goofiest girls I know both online and off. You're an absolute riot! luv ya babes!

Nikki-you sexay thang you! I'm proud that I can call you one of my own. And thank you so much to you and your other mom for allowing us to invade your home! You two have made the trip to New Jersey worth while. Muah

Kat, I haven't had a chance to talk to you much but you know I'm here for ya if you need me!

Jenny Steele-I know that it has been a difficult past couple of years and I am so sorry that I haven't been there physically to see you through it all. You know however that I am always here for you, night or day, for anything that you need. My door and heart will always be open for you...

Fred-You're awesome! and so is your real invisible friend Kevin! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!

Rachel-So amazingly beautiful and an amazing listener. I look forward to sitting down and sharing stories again soon.

Steph-you are just as sweet face to face as you are through a computer screen. Glad to have you as part of the family!

My beloved Micah...my impious boi. I will miss you more than you could ever have known. You took part of me with you when you left this life. There are too many words left unspoken, a touch left unfelt, and love left unbridled. I know that you will always be with me. You are a part of my soul. I will never forget you.

Kessey(NJ)-There are no words to describe what you mean to me precious one. I promise that one day the treacherous path that you are on will open and clear before you. Know that I am there with you along the way and will take you through all that attempts to stop you from continuing forward. I love you...


Andrew, It has been so sweet talking with you. I am pleased to know that you had a wonderful trip and jealous that you are where it is warm enough to swim in March. See you on the flipside...

Kylee, How sweet you are. I pray that my shadows keep you sane and strong in a place where pressure and distress avail.

Allie Mae, although our paths outside of the cyber universe have not yet crossed you have touched my heart. You are an absolute sweetheart and I enjoy very much our conversations. I look forward to seeing you in person.

Toni Toni bo Boni Banana Fana fo Foni Me Mi Moni....Toni! You ROCK!!! Glad to have you in the family babe. Come and visit more often would ya! *Smooch*

I'd like to meet:

Just about anyone that doesn't smell like a ripe air biscuit, or midgets. They just scare me.

Top on my list however is my new husband Gerard Butler.

After realizing who Mr. Butler was I decided to divorce Henry Rollins after 9 years. Although he didn't know about our marriage I am sure that he will understand.

~*~*~*~*~*~"HERE'S MY SIGNS!!!"*~*~*~*~

Make me a sign and I'll post your pic here...

Music:

This is what I have to say about that
, , , Bauhaus, Rob/White Zombie, , , , Pat Benetar, Dio (has rocked, for a long long time...), ELF, , Pummel Hog, ,Hate Theory(RIP), SKINN (what the hell happened to you?), Stabbing Westward, , Thompson Twins, Black Sabbath,, , Deceased, ....for a start
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Movies:

I am a movie Fanatic and Collector. Message me for a list of my collection if you are really that interested in knowing
Lord of the Rings Trilogy-Extended Editions!

I'm not afraid to admit that I ADORE the Harry Potter movies and books.
Almost anything with in it,
I'm also not afraid to admit that I LOVE porn! This is one of my favorites
Here are a few favorites that I feel are specifically worth mentioning here. They are...
Prince of Darkness, Braveheart, Wargames, Humanoids from the Deep, My Fair Lady, the Mask of Zorro, Legend, LadyHawk, Count of Monte Cristo, DeathTrap, Rear Window, Evil Under the Sun, The Game, Life of David Gale, Iron Monkey, House of Flying Daggers, Seven, Victor Victoria, Starship Troopers, the 13th Warrior, the Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko, Natural Born Killers, Big Trouble, Escape from New York, Heavy Metal, Rocky Horror Picture Show, All Zombie movies, Pumpkinhead, Dracula 2000, Rose Red, the Fog, Excalibur, Underworld, Usual Suspects, The Gift, All of the Evil Dead movies, Finding Nemo, Goonies, Parenthood, Shanghai Noon, Dances with Wolves(even though I loathe Kevin Costner), The Abyss, Orca, Maltese Falcon, Singing in the Rain, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Rikki Tiki Tavi, Last Unicorn, Vampire Hunter D and Vampire Hunter D:Bloodlines, Alien and Aliens,The Little Princess, JFK

Television:

Charmed
which now has as The Seer.
Law and Order (SVU and Criminal Intent, and Oiriginal), The Weather Channel, Discovery Channel, TLC, MXC!!!!!, I love the 80's on VH1, Forensic Files, Pretender, Cold Case Files,deadliest catch, HOUSE, 24, CSI:NY
, Inside the Actor's studio (especially the episodes with and Kevin Spacey.)
South Park, Adult Swim, ER...

Books:

Everything by Dean Koontz, The Harry Potter books, Henry Rollins books, does Maxim Magazine count?, Eragon, Vampire Chronicles trilogy, the Outlander books by Diana Gabaldon for a start.

Heroes:

My Muse Mr. Butler, Code Red Mountain Dew, Military Combat Field Boots

and most of all... My Birth Mother Ginger.

My Blog

blurb

Have you ever felt like you knew someone for a long time, from a long time ago?  Another place, another time, a friendship of the souls? Two people who share a bond for reasons neither of them kn...
Posted by Goat Lord Goddess on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST

*warning* political post-sort of

WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS? "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was itor was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores onSeptember 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world...
Posted by Goat Lord Goddess on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:58:00 PST

Central Illinois Metal Fest

(Thanks to John Dwyer for this info/post)(Ganked from Jo, thanks babe!)Weekend of 7/21--Fest lineup has been finalized from what I hear, so mark this fest on your calendars!! There's a good 2 months b...
Posted by Goat Lord Goddess on Mon, 01 May 2006 09:32:00 PST

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it's one of those moments... It's always me. Always. I get my hopes up. I dream. I crave. I count the hours, the minutes. And for what? for nothing. It's one of those moments... When for hours and hou...
Posted by Goat Lord Goddess on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:33:00 PST

BE THERE

    THE GUTTURAL SYNDICATEPresentsSUPREME EMBLUDGEONMENTLive @ DOWNTIME NYCFRIDAY MARCH 31st 2006BE SURE TO BRING YOUR ID AND A FAT SACK TO GET FUCKED UP!!! PARTY WITH EVERYONE AT THE S...
Posted by Goat Lord Goddess on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:32:00 PST

I don't understand

not long ago, someone very dear to me said  "I'm not really a music person. I have never nor would I use the term 'beautiful' to describe a piece of music." one would think this a simple acceptab...
Posted by Goat Lord Goddess on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 07:19:00 PST

English 101

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus," offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment wit...
Posted by Goat Lord Goddess on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 11:10:00 PST

Ramblings

Emotions... Feelings... Morality... Humanity...   These words are foreign to me now. Nearly a myth, or perhaps dark legends that are uttered in whispers beside a midnight fire. Flashes within my ...
Posted by Goat Lord Goddess on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:26:00 PST

Hhhhmmmm........

1) When I was a kid, after school I:  Watched  The Trasformers and The Electric Company. 2) This one time when I was high: I jumped and broke my jaw on my knee. 3) The New Pope: is just in ...
Posted by Goat Lord Goddess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Project

I apologize that I haven't blogged much as of late, but this is why. I'm heading a birthday bash/gerardbutler.net NorthEastern get together/charity event (for CLIC Sargant http://www.clicsargent.org.u...
Posted by Goat Lord Goddess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST