Waddles

I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!...well whats to say... i was born in edinburgh zoo in 1906, the result of an extra-marital affair between waddles snr and penelope penguin. Following a terrorist incident i was airlifted to ctu head-quarters and taken into protective custody in 1920. At the tender age of 15 i could already take credit for inspiring a number of popular music acts of the day and was rumored to have started the following crazes... Swing music, the blues, jazz, acid jazz, wearing an onion on ones belt for luck, badger baiting, the difference between right and left, house music, smoking liquorish, sadomasochism, kerbie, scented candles, indoor potted plants, smegg fridges, agga ovens and rock n roll. I invented the toaster.p.s. please don't ask me to join your groups for "Adult webcam fun", I am a penguin, and the audience for penguin porn is small.

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