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Where to start...not that there's loads of international movie mayhem and gossip (I Wish), just not much to say...Brought up by my Mother and lived with her till in my late 30's..not a mummy's boy, just good mates. I have had quite a FEW JOBS but, presently employed for 16 years with a great company. I choose to only have a few real friends but they keep me sane. I have a low bull shit tolerance but have chilled out as i have grown older....I'm a night owl..always have been..always will be...I'm loyal, honest, thoughtful and try to help everyone i can in some way..from a shoulder to cry on to brotherly advice...just an...average guy really learning its sometimes easier to go with the flow than fight your way through life's long and winding road....its a pity the realisation of what makes your life so special is not always what you crave , desire and can't afford..sometimes, its what we all take for granted...above all else..I'm happy, and I hope you are too...enough said....NOW, I swear too much and diet too little....Dislike bullies, idiots, liars and show off's. I have changed my views and opinions a lot over the last 10 years...for instance: Night clubs, used to think.."Christ! what's that old fart doing in here!"..Now, i'm that age!! Although, I hasten to add...not clubbing anymore except for very rare (dodo like) special occasions...and with a load of friends..I do miss (or, do I?) the "build-up" to going out, the new skin tight t-shirt, the 20 + phone calls leading up to the night, the late collections and panics that surround a good night out...Oh well, at least its been done..now i enjoy different things in life which dont require being up for 48 hrs!! Never thought i'd ever say it but.."dont like clubbing anymore" . I realise now it was about the music and my friends that surrounded me and NOT the club..But, if your 20 and reading this you'll say "bullshit" but, i said that too...Just enjoy what you do because before you know it...its gone...
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My Interests


Myspace GlittersBody-building although its getting an impossible feat stopping things heading South...keeping my friends entertained and happy, gardening (must be getting old)...and running...when my new founded glass back allows...love watching the UFC and chilling at home..although the occasional 24 hour bender does not go a miss...few and far between these days..No one wants to get hammered anymore....they're right: this old age is a KILLER!!Occasionally like to paint but have to be in the mood.....pictures that is not walls...Love E Bay too...competition with Gaye (Girlfriend) who can get the biggest score..I'm, miles behind!! Basically, love getting in from work, eating, power-kip on the settee, then to the Gym (to train and not to chat!) and then relax either with my girlfriend or by myself...just trying to live my life without either hurting myself or , the people that i love..sounds easy on paper!!

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Created by Crazyprofile.comGordon Ramsey without fail......I am told i have the same temprement!! Sir Alan Sugar but not in "The Apprentice" as i'd be stuttering not talking to him....(I like the concept of a boy from the streets thrashing the public schoolies! Cast iron proof if you have the drive and acumen you can make "it" wherever you start in this hard life) Che Guervara, Dr. Martin Luther King, Sean Langan (travels with a gringo - journalist) Rubin "The Hurricane" Carter, Tony Blair (pissed)....Roland Rivron after his spectacular performance on Channel 5's Celeb Rep thing..what a star...the cool Simon Cowell and the next lottery winner would be nice...Callum Best to discuss why he did not cave in Paul Danan, Fran Cosgrove..looks a top lad..as does Chris Brosnan...total tart but a lovebale lad...Peter "Elvis" Brown..(NABBA Pro Body-Builder) and Ronnie Coleman ( The best ever Body-Builder) to discuss nutrition...Love the UFC too..thought Mike "The Count" Bisping did the UK proud.....Hat's off to Rich Franklin & Forrest Griffin who ipitimise MMA fighters....Andre , Tito, Matt Hughes, Evan Tanner, Terrell, Pete Sell, Matt Serra, Din Thomas, Chris Lyttle, Mikey Burnett....all in a class of their own....up with the ulimate warrior and gentleman who is Randy Couture....Chuck The Iceman Liddell is without doubt the most entertaining fighter god has given breath...The UFC would not be as good from a presentation point of view without Joe Rogan...and the forward thinking vision of Dana White...Shout out to Bruce Buffer too...great announcer....and of course, Big JOHN Mc Carthy....and to the Ultimate fighter 4..Matt Serra, Scott, Mikey, Still Like watching Pride though....Bob Sapp is a beast and i know he has been stopped but for entertainment and heart he is hard to beat...Don Fry who is the closest thing to stoneage man you could find when it comes to MMA fighting..dinosaur killer style..then boxing....where do i start, Oscar de la Hoya, Floyd Mayweather, Of course Tyson, Muhammed Ali, through to the new breed, David D Haye....footballers..not really my bag but i do like Stephen Gerrard....all round nice guy with ultra clean hands!!Now, the big boy himself...Marius Pundianowski....His strength has done for strongman what rockets did for space flight..his personality and demeanour has lifted the profile of this long mis-understood SPORT beyond all recogintion....a one in a billion...NICE GUY TOO. Big Shout out to the U.K.'s own Darren Saddler, who i am sure will be crowned worlds strongest man in the next 5 years.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R Y G A R YVarious...when i was 17..it was Anita Baker and ELO, then Luther Vandross and Alexander O'Neil,Then Depeche Mode , Duran Duran through to the present day with Snow Patrol, Lemar, Andrea Bocelli, Dirty pretty things, The Zutons,The Coral and Razorlight..but, the most important of all is Dance Music..nothing hard just pure Ibiza melodic vocals taking me back to Cream in Liverpool and the weekends lost there-after...from John Kelly, Oakenfold, Tong, Tall Paul, Jon Pleased, BT the list goes on...the occasional glimpse of some A-lister off it in the VIP...Listening at home and on the way to the clubs..to BT, Josh Wink..the cast of my second child-hood was endless..a fantastic time ...Must mention Keane and Hed Kandi, Rap, Most R & B, .....Alicia Keys, who are fav plays nowadays....SUPERBO!! Strange when i was 20 i would have not have talked to anyone with dissimiar tsates in most things and now i'm interested in more about others than me...maturity is a surprising slice of life. The Base & Beat that i loved so much is still there......cant stop my hand tapping when a classic comes....

Movies:

Heat.....The Hurricane, Star Wars ( the proper ones), Ray...Dawn of the Dead (original) Saw, II,III, Donnie Brasco...the list is endless..The Green Mile, Casino, Batman Begins, American Pie, Saving Private Ryan, Twin Town, 15 years ago i had a specific genre and coming away from science fiction would have been pure sacrilage..but now...far more varied...still like anything with a ghost or zombie though.....Comedy..Adam Sandler cant go wrong...same for Bill Murray. Denz Washington who could play the owner of a chip shop and i'd still watch him fry....Pacino...a living legend, De Niro..all of the mafia stuff with of Mr.Liotta....X -Men, Gladiator... How old am i again..?? When will they bring out a "Soprano's Movie"....??? come on HBO, Jurrasic Park, Goodfella's..pretty varied!!

Television:


Get this video and more atI am told i watch too much but is that they watch too little....X Box was taking over although i still get hammered on levels i have already been on...Love Hugh at River Cottage, Rick Stein, ...like the reality stuff although Big Bro is getting some what predictable...Like American Hotrod and of course American Chopper...The Teutals (Paul Senior' Bi's are amazing for an old geezer) are a great laugh...anything to do with Bruce Parry (tribe)..who should be elected if we are contacted by aliens to represent the human race...Did like Celebrity Masterchef..excellent stuff but, John & Greg who i admire are crazy when it comes to cutlery..everytime they put food in their mouths'they bang their teeth...Christ did they have food taken off them as kids.....to criticise someone for "its needs more salt" then to a canine collision with Sheffields finest is bloody annoying!! I did like Lost until it went MAD..prison break is one of my favourites right now...what a cast...Hells Kitchen Raw is a must...Gordon takes the word FUCK to a new dimension...and the word DONKEY / DOUGHNUT!!...and while i'm staring that way i now love my video games:X Box Top Games.....1. Call of duty 2 2. Project Gotham Racing 3. Doom 3 4. Need for Speed - Most Wanted 5. Hitman 5. 007 - Night FireI miss Channel 4's "The Salon" which was a great concept and Paul Merritt was the bollocks ..fair do's"The Contender 2" is very good too although the fight sequences would put "The Matrix" to shame..good viewing regardless...would like K-9 or Steve to win.. Again, why does not this happen in the UK..come on Mr.Warren!! SKY..you must be mad!Ian Wrights (top man) unfit kids was a cracker...his idea on obsese children and returning them to cardio based excercise rather than joypads and crisps is not rocket science but what patience he has shown.IT WORKS..respect due and Of course Dragons Den...which is proper real-time entertainment..!! 3 years developing a product and 3 minutes on a profit / loss sheet..where do these people come from...??

Books:


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Cocky, Kilo 17 (just bought) Various gang related novels...Not a keen reader i'm afraid which is seen as a crime by some...there are better things to excercise you brain than others peoples words..although i cannot deny the inspiration you can get from another persons experiences...nothing wrong with fast-tracking in this life especially if it helps you dodge the odd deep puddle..Mostly a paper-back on holiday i'm afraid...more a magazine BOY!!..NO, not that type!...like reading MENU's!!! In fact..just decided..I'm a magazine type of person....I'm not exactly mentally challenged without reading so....i'l stay as i am...

Heroes:


Glitter Graphics My Mother...sadly passed away but i'm sure is still watching over me...,Anyone who fights an illness...people who are honest even to the point where it effects their life and popularity...all of my TRUE friends who i have been lucky to meet and keep over the years, My best mates Darren (Fabio) , Rich (Woody) , Craig (South Fork) Garry (Ian Beal on acid) Tim (Joey Mountain) ,Ross (no, its not my Brother), Dylan (my body is my temple), Robbie (Leather), and Julian (Carpet protectors) ...if there is a heaven they will all be getting medals...May get a few myself...amazing how your circle of friends changes over the years but i am proud to have kept these friends who stick to you like "shit to a blanket!" Mention to Mike & Sandi too who have been so kind to me..and Crystal, Mark & Shannon who are always in my thoughts.. Robin Reed the boxer...fantastic guy..where are you now?? And, Last but never least my lovely girlfriend Gaye (Gaynor) who makes me happy , complete , laugh every day and i can rely on 250%..very pretty too (i'm a lucky boy!, she tells meeeeee) !!! and then we come to Dr.Questions aka Harry....a star in the making...



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